November 2004 Archives
- November 30, 2004
Well, it would appear not all of them were brainwashed
Comments (6) - November 30, 2004
Right; next they'll be telling us we'll be able to download porn at home....
Comments (5) - November 30, 2004
Exiting the Dark Side stage left
Comments (4) - November 30, 2004
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener - November 30, 2004
What about the ignorant, reactionary Left??
Comments (1) - November 30, 2004
And he also plans on dabbling in Romanian dwarf porn - November 29, 2004
If the Geritol poster child were a cat....
Comments (1) - November 29, 2004
It's nice to be known as more than just a pretty face.... - November 29, 2004
F**k the Oilers, Bud Adams, AND the horse he rode in on....
Comments (3) - November 29, 2004
Can anyone reasonably argue that this is a fair and equitable solution?
Comments (3) - November 29, 2004
What if a hockey league died and no one noticed?
Comments (3) - November 29, 2004
And this, kids, is why I LOVE South Texas
Comments (2) - November 29, 2004
A man can dream, can't he? - November 28, 2004
Hey, it beats actually DOING something.... - November 28, 2004
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener - November 28, 2004
Effective Shopping 101
Comments (1) - November 28, 2004
Being a Republican means never having to say that you're sorry - November 28, 2004
A weapon to be used to crush dissent, or a poorly-conceived attempt at intimidation?
Comments (1) - November 28, 2004
What are we so afraid of?
Comments (6) - November 28, 2004
Here are a few clues (Chapter 2) - November 28, 2004
The answer to the question, "So, why DO guys like beach volleyball so much??" (Exhibit H) - November 27, 2004
Because we all know that if we ignore the problem, it will eventually go away
Comments (3) - November 27, 2004
At least this one didn't involve riots or Katherine Harris
Comments (4) - November 27, 2004
Austin, we have a problem.... | TrackBacks (1) - November 27, 2004
Well, I did have plans, but Einar looked so comfortable....
Comments (1) - November 27, 2004
When all that matters is winning....
Comments (1) - November 26, 2004
Being a Republican means being able to let your hyprocisy run free
Comments (5) - November 26, 2004
You could learn a lot from Boo...like how to relax, f'rinstance
Comments (2)| TrackBacks (1) - November 26, 2004
This is not got to solve anything
Comments (6) - November 26, 2004
So much for winning the PR war - November 26, 2004
Which certainly rules out this President - November 25, 2004
You mean turkeys don't come from grocery stores? - November 25, 2004
Happy Football...er, Turkey Day, y'all!!
Comments (1) - November 25, 2004
Maybe at least 3/4 of a cow?? - November 25, 2004
Let the fun continue.... - November 25, 2004
Unless you just won re-election - November 24, 2004
Yet more doggie porn - November 24, 2004
Another flame extinguished
Comments (1) - November 24, 2004
Don't blame me; I voted for Jimmy Buffett - November 24, 2004
When last I checked, freedom of speech and expression was still part of the Bill of Rights
Comments (4) - November 24, 2004
Why does he look like a 3rd-grader at recess?
Comments (1) - November 24, 2004
Jeez, if they booked James Carville, someone's head would've exploded - November 23, 2004
Yeah...ain't freedom and democracy da bomb?? - November 23, 2004
Perhaps it was just a bit TOO obvious - November 23, 2004
Republicans eat their young...or at least the dissidents
Comments (10) - November 23, 2004
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (1) - November 23, 2004
If it's too loud, you're too old!! - November 23, 2004
We're Number One!! - November 23, 2004
The real threat to freedom - November 22, 2004
Not the way you'd want to start your week (update)....
Comments (8) - November 22, 2004
Not the way you'd want to start your week....
Comments (9) - November 22, 2004
The sins of the father are visited upon the daughters
Comments (13) - November 22, 2004
Another round with Asshole Neighbor
Comments (11) - November 22, 2004
Here's a word we could all benefit from re-learning: civility
Comments (9) - November 22, 2004
And this, kids, is why I LOVES da Interweb
Comments (7) - November 22, 2004
Welcome to the Political DMZ
Comments (6) - November 22, 2004
How sad is it when even the Russians feel sorry for us?
Comments (6) - November 21, 2004
If you need me, I'll be out back collecting two of everything
Comments (6) - November 21, 2004
And for my next trick...famine and pestilence....
Comments (6) - November 21, 2004
A little Sunday morning doggie porn.... - November 21, 2004
I'll take oil wrestling for 200, Alex
Comments (6) - November 21, 2004
Sadly, there's plenty of blame to go around
Comments (5) - November 21, 2004
Poetic justice?
Comments (5) - November 21, 2004
The doctor is in
Comments (6) - November 21, 2004
God's plan? Only if your God is corrupt and venal.
Comments (6) - November 20, 2004
Nya nya nyaaaa....
Comments (8) - November 20, 2004
Hubris knows no limits
Comments (6) - November 20, 2004
So what's Arabic for "Quagmire"??
Comments (5) - November 20, 2004
Titillation knows no party affiliation
Comments (5) - November 19, 2004
Playing catch with insurgents in Mosul
Comments (4) - November 19, 2004
More frisky Friday felinity....
Comments (5)| TrackBacks (1) - November 19, 2004
Just how stupid do they think we are? Apparently, quite....
Comments (8) - November 19, 2004
And they both have blood on their hands....
Comments (5) - November 19, 2004
President Lowest Common Denominator demands blind loyalty
Comments (5) - November 19, 2004
Can the lawyers be far behind?
Comments (5) - November 19, 2004
The answer to the question, "So, why DO guys like beach volleyball so much??" (Exhibit G) - November 19, 2004
The Radio Shack candidate
Comments (5) - November 18, 2004
Damn...well, maybe next year....
Comments (4) - November 18, 2004
But he's a resolute Man of God, that President of ours, eh??
Comments (4) - November 18, 2004
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (5) - November 18, 2004
They call me "Wild Thing"
Comments (5) - November 18, 2004
Being a Republican really DOES mean never having to say you're sorry
Comments (3) - November 18, 2004
Busted again....
Comments (3) - November 18, 2004
Is that a box-cutter in your shorts, or are you just glad to see me??
Comments (5) - November 18, 2004
He's back, and he means business
Comments (4) - November 18, 2004
The better to fill him up with neo-Conservative platitudes
Comments (6) - November 17, 2004
And for my next trick...famine and pestilence
Comments (5) - November 17, 2004
So what's for dessert
Comments (4) - November 17, 2004
Dissension is highly overrated
Comments (4) - November 17, 2004
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (13) - November 17, 2004
OK, so you think your alma mater sucks....
Comments (6) - November 17, 2004
This week's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (3) - November 17, 2004
I hope you weren't holding your breath waiting for an apology
Comments (6) - November 17, 2004
And, no, I will NOT be among them....
Comments (4) - November 17, 2004
Not an excuse, but certainly an explanation
Comments (4) - November 17, 2004
Why have children if you can't use them as a means to an end?
Comments (4) - November 16, 2004
What next?
Comments (4) - November 16, 2004
It's not fascism when we do it....
Comments (3) - November 16, 2004
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (5) - November 16, 2004
Pardon me if I'm enjoying this just a bit too much
Comments (5) - November 16, 2004
Surprisingly enough, not much happens this early in the morning....
Comments (4) - November 16, 2004
It's good to see that everyone is handling victory (or defeat) with grace and dignity
Comments (4) - November 16, 2004
My new heroes....
Comments (12) - November 16, 2004
Back to the future
Comments (4) - November 15, 2004
The insurgents are holed up in Anacostia somewhere
Comments (3) - November 15, 2004
I just wanna play with my ding-a-ling-a-ling
Comments (9) - November 15, 2004
Welcome to a place where sports, politics, and hatred get equal billing
Comments (5) - November 15, 2004
Remember, real Americans don't ask questions
Comments (3) - November 15, 2004
Damned if you do and damned if you don't
Comments (4) - November 15, 2004
Truth is NOT relative - November 15, 2004
So God really IS a Republican?
Comments (4) - November 14, 2004
Here's a few clues (Chapter 1)
Comments (7) - November 14, 2004
Wouldja like fries wi' dat?? (Chapter 2) - November 14, 2004
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (3) - November 14, 2004
To the victor goes the right to whine about and condemn those who disagree - November 14, 2004
President Lowest Common Denominator
Comments (4) - November 14, 2004
Bipartisanship is highly overrated - November 13, 2004
Ho freakin' ho.... - November 13, 2004
There goes the neighborhood - November 13, 2004
Ignoring reality in the service of ideology
Comments (2) - November 13, 2004
This week's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us - November 13, 2004
A place where rich, white Christians run rampant - November 13, 2004
This is why Republicans do war so well - November 12, 2004
Just another day in Paradise.... - November 12, 2004
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (9) - November 12, 2004
A chiropractor's wet dream
Comments (1)| TrackBacks (2) - November 12, 2004
Of course, now I have to wonder how long the Twins will be able to afford him - November 12, 2004
In the interest of fairness.... - November 12, 2004
If I were a bitter man, I'd post stuff like this...but I'm not, so I won't....oops....
Comments (24) - November 12, 2004
It's so much easier when you can represent "Us" and create your own "Them"
Comments (1) - November 11, 2004
Sometimes a picture really does say it all
Comments (1) - November 11, 2004
Good riddance to just another murderer and thoroughly corrupt leader
Comments (7) - November 11, 2004
Perhaps a bit more than the Queen wanted to see? - November 11, 2004
So much for the separation of Church and State
Comments (5) - November 11, 2004
Another Chamber of Commerce photo
Comments (2) - November 11, 2004
But he's a resolute Man of Faith - November 10, 2004
It would appear that someone still believes in the rule of law
Comments (4) - November 10, 2004
Deficit? What deficit?? - November 10, 2004
What other weapons do the "little people" have?
Comments (2) - November 10, 2004
Apparently, the Legislature has no other problems to solve
Comments (1) - November 10, 2004
Iron Chef?? - November 10, 2004
It's the values, stupid!! - November 9, 2004
Amazing....
Comments (1) - November 9, 2004
Ever have one of those days?? - November 9, 2004
One man's attempt to bridge the gap
Comments (2) - November 9, 2004
C'mon...everyone knows God votes Republican - November 9, 2004
Back in the saddle again
Comments (-4) - November 9, 2004
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (4) - November 9, 2004
I know it's your truck, but I'm not done with it yet
Comments (3) - November 9, 2004
Kinda gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "no-brainer", eh? - November 9, 2004
But he's a resolute Man of God, that President of ours - November 8, 2004
Time to look on the bright side
Comments (1) - November 8, 2004
Can you go on strike against the Almighty?? - November 8, 2004
Do Republicans REALLY have more fun?? - November 8, 2004
An interview with myself (Part One)
Comments (10) - November 8, 2004
Election? What election? I just want to get some sleep.... - November 8, 2004
No, you don't rule the world...not with a 51% majority - November 8, 2004
Sure it's hard work. Why do you think I have to take so many vacations? - November 8, 2004
51% does not a mandate make...unless you're one of Bush's Brown Shirts - November 7, 2004
Not exactly doing the heavy lifting....
Comments (1) - November 7, 2004
Apparently, God's standards are quite low
Comments (4) - November 7, 2004
Let's not overreact here, y'all - November 7, 2004
A vivid example of the dumbing down of American politics
Comments (5) - November 7, 2004
A small contribution
Comments (1) - November 7, 2004
And it helped get me re-elected - November 7, 2004
Isn't it time someone looked in the mirror?? - November 6, 2004
Time to pledge allegiance to the New Right-Wing Theocracy
Comments (1) - November 6, 2004
This is what happens when hatred and mistrust rule - November 6, 2004
Can't a guy get some sleep around here??
Comments (2)| TrackBacks (1) - November 6, 2004
I am the federal government....
Comments (1) - November 6, 2004
Trust us...we're Presidentiary!! - November 6, 2004
A little poetry to soothe the soul
Comments (14) - November 5, 2004
Bush? Kerry? Like Boo cares....
Comments (1) - November 5, 2004
Bipartisanship? Surely, you didn't actually BELIEVE him....
Comments (3) - November 5, 2004
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener - November 5, 2004
Just call me the Loyal Opposition
Comments (1) - November 5, 2004
How about we wait on the ritual suicides?
Comments (4)| TrackBacks (1) - November 5, 2004
The answer to the question, "So, why DO guys like beach volleyball so much??" (Exhibit F) - November 5, 2004
Reflections on what we have wrought
Comments (1) - November 4, 2004
We'll save the blind optimism for 2008
Comments (1) - November 4, 2004
Like finally make the world safe for rich, white folks - November 4, 2004
To the victor goes the spoils
Comments (7)| TrackBacks (1) - November 4, 2004
So much for the hope of making progress - November 4, 2004
Speaking of getting exactly the quality of representation we deserve.... - November 4, 2004
If only it had been this interesting.... - November 4, 2004
And, no, it WASN'T Pat Robertson....
Comments (1) - November 4, 2004
Yes, but he's still a war criminal - November 4, 2004
Four more years of arrogance and smug self-superiority - November 3, 2004
WE GOT WOOD!! - November 3, 2004
Inquiring minds want to know - November 3, 2004
At least it won't be a repeat of 2000
Comments (8) - November 3, 2004
Even Boo needs a nap now and then
Comments (1) - November 3, 2004
Fear and ignorance wins the day
Comments (7) - November 3, 2004
It might be funny if there weren't something to this
Comments (9) - November 3, 2004
Blind obedience is not patriotism - November 3, 2004
Right; and if couldn't be bothered to do this in his first four years.... - November 2, 2004
Now all we can do is wait....
Comments (5) - November 2, 2004
The choice is clear
Comments (3) - November 2, 2004
Um...Dick Cheney in drag?? - November 2, 2004
We have allowed this to be a pejorative for far too long
Comments (3) - November 2, 2004
What Dubya really thinks of us - November 2, 2004
As if you need yet another reason to vote for John Kerry - November 2, 2004
We've also cornered the market on self-delusion - November 2, 2004
Not something to be proud of - November 2, 2004
Who's jumping to conclusions now? - November 1, 2004
Remember, vote early and often on November 3rd - November 1, 2004
If it can be done in the former USSR, can't we do it here? - November 1, 2004
In the end, all we have is each other
Comments (5) - November 1, 2004
Well, you sure did a helluva job - November 1, 2004
Check the numbers.... - November 1, 2004
Or when Hell freezes over - November 1, 2004
We have a governor?? - November 1, 2004
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