Here are a few clues (Chapter 2)

YOU MIGHT BE A RIGHT-WINGER IF….

…you believe that Sweden is a communist country

…you believe God is on your side

…you think George III got a raw deal

…you believe it was the Iraqis and not the Saudis who attacked us on 9/11

…you think signing 152 death warrants is something Jesus would have done

…you listed Harvard as your second choice after Bob Jones University

…you can’t understand how anyone would ever want to visit Paris

…you say we live in a free country but suggest anyone who criticizes Dubya should find another country to live in

…you can reconcile the fact that Iraqi schools are being rebuilt while our teachers are spending hundreds of dollars a year, from their own pockets, on basic school supplies

…you consider members of NOW a bunch of uppity dykes but see Ann Coulter as the next coming of Mother Theresa

…if you think the media is “Liberal”

…You’re pro-life AND pro-death penalty (putting the MORON in oxymoron)

…you got upset about the low payments families of 9/11 victims received, many under $1 million dollars, but think $8,000.00 is plenty for the survivors of vets who died in action in Desert Storm

…you believe there is anything patriotic about the PATRIOT Act

…you truly believe that the current GOP is the party of Lincoln