December 6, 2004 5:59 AM

Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener

Police say South Haven teacher ‘wed’ 14-year-old girl in pagan ritual

DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener #170: Elizabeth Miklosovic

It’s getting to the point where a “teacher has sex with student” story is almost not even newsworthy. Not to minimize the depravity of it all, but is it just me, or does this seem to be becoming a regular thing? “THIS WEEK’S TEACHER PORKING A STUDENT STORY IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY….”

What sets this one apart is that while it contains lesbian sex (yawn), it also incorporates paganism (ALL RIGHT!!) and witchcraft (YES!!!). Can things get any wierder?

SOUTH HAVEN, Mich. ‚Äö√Ñ√Æ A teacher and a 14-year-old former female student whom she is accused of sexually assaulting participated in witchcraft together and even “wed” in a pagan ritual, police said.

Elizabeth Miklosovic, 36, a teacher at South Haven’s Baseline Middle School, was arraigned Thursday on a charge of first-degree criminal sexual conduct in Van Buren County.

If convicted, Miklosovic faces a maximum sentence of life in prison. She was ordered held on $100,000 bond and remained in the county jail Friday.

Also Thursday, the Kent County prosecutor’s office issued arrest warrants for Miklosovic on charges of first- and second-degree criminal sexual conduct that accuse her of performing illegal sex acts with the student at the teacher’s Grand Rapids home.

Miklosovic lives with another woman and their adopted son, authorities said….

The girl’s family said Miklosovic brainwashed the girl into thinking the two did nothing wrong. A relative told The Grand Rapids Press that the family initially believed Miklosovic’s interest in the girl ‚Äö√Ñ√Æ who was described as vulnerable and as having emotional problems ‚Äö√Ñ√Æ was to help her.

Detective Sgt. Diane Oppenheim of the state police post in South Haven said the student came to trust the teacher so much, she agreed to “marry” the woman in a pagan ritual.

“They also participated in witchcraft together,” Oppenheim said.

Of course, people are becoming immune to stories concerning teachers who sleep with their students. That being said, the only way the unbalanced and the predatory are going to get any attention these days is if they start heading off the deep end. This is makes Ms. Miklosovic is such a deserving DUMB@$$. The only complaint I have is that her timing is a bit off. After all, Halloween was over a month ago.

What’s next? Ritual sacrifices?

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