Here's a few clues (Chapter 4)

…if you believe there were Dixie Chicks CD burning events because “people in this country are tired of hearing insults against our commander-in-chief” (actual statement made by a family member), and wasn’t sponsored, promoted, and organized by Clear Channel radio stations, who’s CEO has been a George Bush crony going back to his oil company days in Texas nor had anything to do with the billions of dollars to be made by corporate media in FCC regulations legislation pending in Congress

…don’t understand that waving the flag, supporting your leaders, and questioning the patriotism of anyone who questions the government would have made you a fine citizen of Iraq, Nazi Germany, and Soviet Russia too

…live in the rural Midwest, where every farm and small town has been decimated, and still vote republican cause people like Reagan, George W, Dick Cheney, Tom Delay, and Dick Armey have your “real” concerns in mind

…you physically and verbally attack a fellow citizen who fails to stand at attention when Lee Greenwood’s song “proud to be an American” is played at a stock car race

…you’re against abortion rights AND welfare for those children born to those unable to support them

…you would spend $2,000 to eat a hot dog at a fundraiser

…if you believe that “W” was protecting Nebraska on 9/11 or that he wanted to go where the action was

…the one thing that stands between you and poverty is your trust fund

…your favorite erotic literature is the quarterly treasury interest quotes on long-term t-bills

…you would rather have sex with Sandra Day O’Connor than Sandra Bullock

…you would rather see a nude photo of Sandra Day O’connor than Sandra Bullock