December 20, 2004 6:14 AM

Meet the machine responsible for sucking my brains out while I sleep

I saw this, and it was like, “HEY, THAT LOOKS FAMILIER! Yes, it’s true, I look like something out of the cast of Alien 2, but it helps to keep me breathing, and by extension perhaps alive. One of Susan’s greatest fears is me falling asleep without my CPAP machine strapped to my mug. I fall asleep on the couch on a regular basis, and I’m usually awakened by hear her telling me “DON’T FALL ASLEEP WITHOUT YOUR MASK ON!!” in no uncertain terms. She’s right, of course, but hey, I’m asleep, so I don’t see or feel the times when I stop breathing, and then gasp furiously when I try to catch my breath.

Suffice it to say that I hate the g——-n thing, but it DOES help me sleep, and ultimately it may be keeping me alive. Kinda tough to argue with that logic, eh??

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