I’ve spent a holiday season or two alone, and I remember how depressing it can be. As my public service for the holidays, then, I’m offering some ideas on how to get laid. Of course, I haven’t tried any of these ideas, being married and all, but I have it on good authority that they just might work.
If you’re looking for some companionship, or even if you’re just want some Christmas nookie, you might look here for inspiration:
One depressing piece of advice, though: nice guys don’t get laid.
Merry Christmas…and may the nookie fairy leave something underneath your tree this year!