January 2005 Archives
- January 31, 2005
Hey, it's worked so far.... - January 31, 2005
This HERO's kidney belong in a Hall of Fame somewhere.... - January 31, 2005
Democracy sure can be messy - January 31, 2005
So, it's OK that he's a war criminal, but it's a crime that he wore a parka at a memorial service? - January 31, 2005
Hey, why not? We're right next door.... - January 31, 2005
Perhaps they should have gone full frontal after all....
Comments (1) - January 30, 2005
If only what happened there stayed there
Comments (1) - January 30, 2005
Hail to the C-Student-in-Chief
Comments (3) - January 30, 2005
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener - January 30, 2005
Here's a few clues (Chapter 5)
Comments (2) - January 30, 2005
Etymology 101: Introduction to Obscenities
Comments (2) - January 30, 2005
It's almost as bad as voting in Ohio
Comments (1) - January 29, 2005
Remember kids, don't eat yellow snow
Comments (1) - January 29, 2005
If you can't slice it, I don't wanna breathe it.... - January 29, 2005
Time to recognize the risks our children face - January 29, 2005
Congratulations, America! You have chosen well! - January 29, 2005
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener - January 28, 2005
This is what I wish I could be doing today....
Comments (2)| TrackBacks (1) - January 28, 2005
Just as long as someone else's child is doing the dying, right?
Comments (4) - January 28, 2005
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (10) - January 28, 2005
Now here's a fad I could really do without.... - January 28, 2005
So much for childhood
Comments (2) - January 28, 2005
The Iraqi version of Russian Roulette - January 28, 2005
How about doing something that actually matters? Or is your patriotism really that shallow and jingoistic? - January 27, 2005
Never forget....
Comments (2) - January 27, 2005
But he's a firm, resolute murderer
Comments (2) - January 27, 2005
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener - January 27, 2005
Desperate measures for desperate times - January 27, 2005
Justice delayed is European Justice
Comments (1) - January 26, 2005
More evidence of Satanic rituals? - January 26, 2005
We support meaningless, commercialized, jingoistic Groupthink
Comments (4) - January 26, 2005
To the victor goes the right to be a self-righteous jackass
Comments (2) - January 26, 2005
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener caught in the act - January 26, 2005
This doesn't happen by accident - January 26, 2005
Hmm..I wonder if the same theory would work on Republicans?
Comments (1) - January 26, 2005
Yeah, I know; I can't believe I'm quoting Pat Buchanan, either
Comments (1) - January 25, 2005
Gee...and I always thought that when you bought a President, the right to avoid the unwashed masses was included at no extra charge - January 25, 2005
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (3) - January 25, 2005
Will it change anything? Who knows? It is a step in the right direction.... - January 25, 2005
So what do you get the discriminating misogynist in your life? - January 25, 2005
Not even this will bring back hockey - January 25, 2005
But the memories will always be with us - January 24, 2005
Not what I had to deal with when I left for work this morning - January 24, 2005
If you need me, I'll be playing Russian Roulette on the living room floor
Comments (1) - January 24, 2005
How narrow-minded must you be in order to be threatened by a cartoon character?
Comments (2) - January 24, 2005
And it ends with someone's child coming home in a body bag - January 24, 2005
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (2) - January 24, 2005
Creepy, eh?
Comments (2) - January 24, 2005
This week on "Desperate General Managers".... - January 23, 2005
Has anyone seen my shovel? Oh, wait; this isn't my front yard.... - January 23, 2005
It's here...wish you were beautiful.... - January 23, 2005
Onward Christian Soldiers - January 23, 2005
This seems wrong on so many levels....
Comments (1) - January 23, 2005
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener - January 23, 2005
Smart woman, stupid decision - January 23, 2005
Yeah, but if you're lucky, your mom will get a few million bucks - January 22, 2005
Well, no, this isn't tonight's forecast, but thanks for asking
Comments (3) - January 22, 2005
Which reminds me...I need to go trim my palm tree.... - January 22, 2005
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (2) - January 22, 2005
Gee, d'ya think they know something we don't?
Comments (2) - January 22, 2005
Is it any wonder I'm becoming disillusioned with professional sports?
Comments (2) - January 22, 2005
A Young Republican mating ritual - January 21, 2005
Introducing the latest breakthrough from Sun Microsystems
Comments (1)| TrackBacks (1) - January 21, 2005
Sometimes, a picture really IS worth a thousand words
Comments (4) - January 21, 2005
Visionary or ghoul? | TrackBacks (1) - January 21, 2005
Who are you going to call when they come for you?
Comments (1) - January 21, 2005
And for our next trick....do-it-your brain surgery - January 20, 2005
All Hail the Dark Lord!! #2
Comments (2) - January 20, 2005
So there.... - January 20, 2005
All Hail the Dark Lord!!
Comments (4) - January 20, 2005
So what do you think of this as our new corporate slogan? - January 20, 2005
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener - January 20, 2005
I promise; your food dish will NEVER be empty again!
Comments (2) - January 20, 2005
Isn't it about time we move beyond empty symbolism? - January 20, 2005
President Lowest Common Denominator, Act 2
Comments (1) - January 20, 2005
And you thought your miserable, pointless existence sucks.... - January 19, 2005
The Carnival of the Vanities, #122
Comments (11)| TrackBacks (12) - January 18, 2005
Time to recognize that we CAN make a difference - January 18, 2005
Enforcing ideological purity is never pretty
Comments (1) - January 18, 2005
It was a real weenie-shrinker
Comments (3) - January 18, 2005
So why isn't the Bush Administration dealing with the real problem? - January 18, 2005
Ignore the similarities at your own peril
Comments (1) - January 17, 2005
Still wondering why I no longer live in Minnesota?
Comments (1) - January 17, 2005
The ends justifies the means: Being a Republican means never having to say you're sorry
Comments (2) - January 17, 2005
Join the Army for guaranteed (short) lifetime employment - January 17, 2005
Common sense takes a holiday - January 17, 2005
Film at 11.... - January 16, 2005
Now all we need are more Democrats to step forward and call this what it is: a fiasco - January 16, 2005
Doing more with less - January 16, 2005
When they risk being murdered in a pizzeria, can you blame them for their anger?
Comments (2) - January 16, 2005
Today's forecast in Hell: freezing temperatures
Comments (1) - January 16, 2005
It's OK; I'll drive....
Comments (1) - January 16, 2005
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (1) - January 16, 2005
The life of Brien - January 16, 2005
Making the world safe for White Christian Republicans - January 15, 2005
It's sure beats being held accountable for your own shortcomings, eh? - January 15, 2005
#$@& you! We're #9!!
Comments (1) - January 15, 2005
Light 'em up!
Comments (7) - January 15, 2005
So what do you get the despot who has everything? - January 15, 2005
Words to live by - January 14, 2005
After a hard day at the office, even Boo needs to unwind | TrackBacks (1) - January 14, 2005
So, women really ARE property, then?
Comments (1) - January 14, 2005
Stoopid is as stoopid does
Comments (5) - January 14, 2005
It sure beats the Hell out of taking responsibility for your own sorry state of affairs, eh? - January 14, 2005
And, this, kids is why politics and music rarely work together
Comments (2) - January 14, 2005
Pave Paradise and make it a parking lot - January 13, 2005
Focusing on the important things - January 13, 2005
Nothing a few well-placed corks couldn't fix - January 13, 2005
And after dinner, we're going to drive 40 MPH over the speed limit in a school zone, with a bottle of Wild Turkey in one hand and a .357 in the other
Comments (2) - January 13, 2005
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener - January 13, 2005
And he seemed like such a nice Fascist - January 13, 2005
Mortal sin or home entertaiment? No, silly; it's a dessert topping AND a floor wax....
Comments (4) - January 13, 2005
Perhaps Goebbels knew what he was talking about - January 12, 2005
The TPRS fact-checking staff hard at work....
Comments (1) - January 12, 2005
And he wasn't AWOL
Comments (2) - January 12, 2005
Another soldier in the battle against ignorance and reaction
Comments (4) - January 12, 2005
Anyone care to explain "Separation of Church and State" to these folks?
Comments (10) - January 12, 2005
Mom and Dad went to Malibu and all I got was this lousy rock - January 12, 2005
There really IS one born every minute - January 12, 2005
It could happen - January 11, 2005
I don't know what it was, but it died a horrible, painful death.... - January 11, 2005
Hey, it's not like he dropped trou.... - January 11, 2005
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (3) - January 11, 2005
If WalMart won't sell it, that's good enough for me
Comments (4) - January 11, 2005
Propaganda can be a wonderful tool if used properly....
Comments (1) - January 11, 2005
Off with my head! - January 10, 2005
This is NOT the answer to the question, "So why DO guys like beach volleyball so much?"
Comments (3) - January 10, 2005
This week's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (3) - January 10, 2005
It ain't easy being Boo
Comments (1) - January 10, 2005
Quick...hide the key to the mini-bar!
Comments (1) - January 10, 2005
I must have missed the memo - January 10, 2005
Bravo...someone calling the hypocrites out...it's about damn time.... - January 9, 2005
Apparently, Boo didn't share my elation over the Vikings beating the (evil, blood-sucking) Packers
Comments (1) - January 9, 2005
It's always good to reward your friends - January 9, 2005
It's a valid question....
Comments (4) - January 9, 2005
If this is the worst thing that happens today, we'll be having a very good day - January 9, 2005
Keeping things in perspective - January 9, 2005
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (4) - January 8, 2005
Preparing the next in line - January 8, 2005
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (1) - January 8, 2005
Good Morning, Vietnam!! - January 8, 2005
For a Texas Republican, mediocrity can be it's own reward
Comments (1) - January 8, 2005
Dude, we're in charge!! - January 8, 2005
As do I.... - January 7, 2005
Buddies for life, #3 | TrackBacks (1) - January 7, 2005
The official city celebration will be at 7am tomorrow at the Krispy Kreme on Bay Area Blvd. - January 7, 2005
Oh, well...OK then.... - January 7, 2005
This is why I'm becoming disillusioned with professional sports - January 7, 2005
Yeah, but he sure looks Presidentiary, eh?? | TrackBacks (1) - January 7, 2005
Wake me when they drop the Big One, OK? - January 6, 2005
A Texas Democrat's Wet Dream
Comments (1) - January 6, 2005
Things could always be worse....you could be here - January 6, 2005
The show that never ends
Comments (5) - January 6, 2005
The forces of reaction, ignorance, and fear shall always be among us
Comments (2) - January 6, 2005
Another domestic dream come true - January 6, 2005
And it was handmade by Chinese political prisoners....
Comments (2) - January 6, 2005
Creating your own justification - January 6, 2005
Can there be anything worse? - January 5, 2005
Recognizing the real power behind the throne
Comments (3) - January 5, 2005
When the gods want to punish you, they answer your prayers
Comments (3) - January 5, 2005
Welcome to my world....
Comments (1) - January 5, 2005
Acknowledging the ugly reality or enabling illegal behavior?
Comments (1) - January 5, 2005
Can't you just feel the Compassionate Conservatism?
Comments (1) - January 4, 2005
And now, a word from our sponsor.... - January 4, 2005
I'll bet O'Hare and LAX never have this problem....
Comments (2) - January 4, 2005
Yes, now you can own a piece of the magic...if you're sucker enough
Comments (3) - January 4, 2005
They'll have to make do with decaf - January 4, 2005
A fitting tribute for senseless sacrifices
Comments (2) - January 4, 2005
Shh...Compassionate Conservatism at work - January 3, 2005
Five bucks, five bucks, one kitty....
Comments (1) - January 3, 2005
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener - January 3, 2005
Like deja vu all over again - January 3, 2005
I know; responsible social behavior is WAY overrated
Comments (2) - January 2, 2005
Because a sound bite in the hand is worth two in the Bush - January 2, 2005
Buddies for Life (Chapter 2)
Comments (2) - January 2, 2005
We traffic in the business of death, and business is good - January 2, 2005
Save for the pogroms and summary executions, it's the same threat to democracy - January 2, 2005
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (2) - January 2, 2005
The benefits of being (Vince) Young at heart
Comments (2) - January 2, 2005
Thanks...now I'm going to be see this in my dreams.... - January 1, 2005
Get a roll of stamps and mail it in, y'all.... - January 1, 2005
Of course, when you start the year off with a story like this, how could you POSSIBLY sink any lower??
Comments (2) - January 1, 2005
There is something to be said for starting with a clean slate...I'm just not certain what that something might be....
Comments (1) - January 1, 2005
Dude, I know it killed 150,000 people, but that wave was RIGHTEOUS - January 1, 2005
More empty but highly entertaining gestures - January 1, 2005
Why blame nature when we're busy trying to do it ourselves?