Yeah, I know…death and destruction are raining down upon our planet, and what do I hear from y’all? “Yeah, whatever…what about Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston? Talk about a tragedy….”
Late last week in H-town, all hell broke loose, along with a great deal of mud in storm-saturated Southern California. Funny how when it rains emotional tsuris in Hollywood, it pours. Sorta like Brad Pitt’s ego.
“That was it, that’s what led up to everything,” insisted a Brad and Jennifer Aniston crony. (I swear on my true hair color, promise.) “Whatever came along after they decided to break up, whoever came along after they decided to call it off, trust me, it was already dead between them because of his big head,” offered the source….
“Do you have any idea what it’s like to be Brad Pitt and have women constantly throwing themselves at you?” asked a Pitt bud. “He’s a really big star, remember? And so is she. I don’t know what the hell they were doing getting married in the first place. But this is really about two egos not getting along. Bottom line.”
Whatever. Oh, by the way, 210,000 are dead in Southeast Asia….
