You might be a Right-Winger if….
…you believe God, Guns, and Guts is either moral, logical or literate
…you use Jesus and guns in the same sentence
…your solution for everything are tax cuts
…you think the fact that under Dubya’s rule we now have fewer jobs, a shaky economy, and a multi-billion-dollar deficit—rather than the expanding economy, low unemployment and multi-billion-dollar surplus we had when Clinton left office—is still somehow Clinton’s fault
…you think other people should have fewer children but you won’t allow sex education in schools because those horny teenagers might get ideas
…you’d rather build prisons than schools
…you think for a second your money makes you a better person
…you own a chocolate company that has “temp” workers that have been there for 10 years with no benefits or paid time off
…you write a book called “The Book of Virtues” and then blow $8M in gambling over the course of 10+ years
…that sleeping with your first cousin is alright but god forbid two people of the same gender try and build a life together
…you think “children are our most precious gift” and then think it’s OK to bomb the sh*t out of a country where 50% of the population is under the age of 15
…you can’t wait for President Jeb Bush in 2008
January 30, 2005 6:06 AM