On the military front, the president, in a move that sparks international outrage, announces that he is sending Ron Artest to Iraq…. In other international news, Iran continues to heatedly deny that it is developing nuclear weapons, but is unable to offer a plausible explanation as to why it purchased 200 pounds of enriched uranium on eBay. The United Nations, reacting to this crisis with unusual swiftness, resolves to do nothing.
January 7, 2005 7:50 AM
