February 2005 Archives
- February 24, 2005
Some face time for the world's best dog, #1 - February 24, 2005
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener - February 24, 2005
On frozen pond.... - February 24, 2005
You know, if you put one of those things in your shoulders, we could hook you up and run you through a car wash
Comments (1) - February 23, 2005
And the kid can go from 0-60 in 4.2 seconds - February 23, 2005
You might want to give up on chasing those lost balls....
Comments (1) - February 23, 2005
Well, one man's reality is another's Thorazine-addled hallucination - February 23, 2005
Don't hate me 'cuz I'm beautiful - February 23, 2005
Be careful what you ask for....
Comments (4) - February 23, 2005
The winner of the annual Karbala International Baby-Throwing Contest - February 23, 2005
Fighting the easy battles, eh? - February 23, 2005
Only the good die young.... - February 23, 2005
Lower than you might think.... - February 22, 2005
I knew it.... - February 22, 2005
History isn't always made by old men in drab grey suits | TrackBacks (1) - February 22, 2005
It's never too early (or too late) to savor the triumph of Good over Evil - February 22, 2005
Any sexual connotation is purely coincidental...and wholly unavoidable
Comments (2) - February 22, 2005
No, you go ahead...I've already peed here.... - February 22, 2005
You want me to do WHAT in front of all these naked Norwegians?? - February 22, 2005
Remembering a true original
Comments (1) - February 22, 2005
The truth generally hurts.... - February 21, 2005
And so am I.... - February 21, 2005
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener - February 21, 2005
What a (not so) long, strange trip it's been.... - February 21, 2005
And the winner of the Jeff Gannon "Divorced From Reality Award" goes to.... - February 21, 2005
Death of an icon - February 21, 2005
Much ado about less than nothing - February 21, 2005
At least someone isn't doing it purely for the money - February 21, 2005
Do you know where your tax dollars are? - February 20, 2005
Perhaps, but it has been awhile since the Democrats had a good sex scandal
Comments (1) - February 20, 2005
Time to bury the body - February 20, 2005
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (1)| TrackBacks (1) - February 20, 2005
Congratulations, America! You're the lucky winner!! - February 20, 2005
Stick a fork in it....
Comments (1) - February 20, 2005
Like it or not, it's the wave of the future - February 20, 2005
Something to consider before you fall asleep during the benediction - February 19, 2005
An honest portrait of a demagogue and megalomaniac - February 19, 2005
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (2) - February 19, 2005
Bring out your dead.... | TrackBacks (1) - February 19, 2005
A little creative financing goes a long ways | TrackBacks (1) - February 19, 2005
Today's lesson in political reality: It's not gay if Conservatives do it - February 19, 2005
If Canada can do this, why are we so thoroughly incapable of the same thing?
Comments (1) - February 18, 2005
Of course, this might not be the prevailing opinion in Honduras, Guatemala, or Nicaragua - February 18, 2005
George W. Bush has a dream.... - February 18, 2005
Man, I wish I could learn to sleep like this....
Comments (2)| TrackBacks (2) - February 18, 2005
Remember, it says "FRONT TOWARD ENEMY" for a reason
Comments (1) - February 18, 2005
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (4) - February 18, 2005
OK, but four years ago, no one had ever heard of Howard Dean, either
Comments (1) - February 18, 2005
The Virgin Mary...or Bernadette Peters?? - February 17, 2005
If it's fixed, don't broke it - February 17, 2005
Hey, we got us our very own sex scandal!! - February 17, 2005
Time to find a new obsession? - February 17, 2005
Greetings from the United States of Jesusland - February 17, 2005
Can I get some drawn butter with that? - February 17, 2005
Hallelujah...for a moment, we thought he was faking
Comments (1) - February 17, 2005
Sounds like a George W. Bush stump speech, eh?
Comments (1) - February 16, 2005
The triumph of greed, avarice, and intransigence
Comments (5) - February 16, 2005
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener - February 16, 2005
Honey, lunch is here!!
Comments (1) - February 16, 2005
So who says there's no Bogeyman? - February 16, 2005
Like ohmigawd...it was horrible- all those little Russian children and no Calvin Kleins anywhere! - February 16, 2005
Not your ordinary, everyday economic basketcase
Comments (2) - February 15, 2005
Ann Coulter's beauty secret
Comments (1) - February 15, 2005
Greetings from Hell
Comments (4) - February 15, 2005
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (3) - February 15, 2005
Sacrilege or flattery?
Comments (4) - February 15, 2005
I'll take mine in a size 38, please
Comments (1) - February 15, 2005
Thank God for California...or is it Sodom & Gomorrah?
Comments (3) - February 15, 2005
In this case, Evil wears a suit and tie and calls himself a "Compassionate Conservative"
Comments (2) - February 14, 2005
Sadly, this didn't make my short list of Valentine's Day gifts for Susan - February 14, 2005
Just as long as they don't miss Hollywood, eh?
Comments (1) - February 14, 2005
May all y'all get some tonight....
Comments (1) - February 14, 2005
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener - February 14, 2005
Woohoo!! Let the drinking, drugging, and whoring begin!! - February 14, 2005
Not being able to park it in your garage does NOT necessarily mean it's too damn big - February 14, 2005
Because when you're George W. Bush, you can never have enough planted "reporters" asking softball questions
Comments (1) - February 14, 2005
Must be that Yale edumication.... - February 13, 2005
Stacy's mom has got it goin' on.... - February 13, 2005
It's the least you could do.... - February 13, 2005
Assistance from a distance?
Comments (5) - February 13, 2005
I'm starting to sort of like this guy....
Comments (1) - February 13, 2005
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener - February 13, 2005
But he's sure taking care of his neo-Conservative friends - February 12, 2005
Watch it; that thing's sharp - February 12, 2005
Give us you trite, your trendy, your overexposed
Comments (3) - February 12, 2005
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener - February 12, 2005
Well, this might explain why they have only a 2% market share - February 12, 2005
And a grateful nation can once again rest easy - February 12, 2005
Sure, it means 1500 dead American soldiers.... - February 11, 2005
Don't look into her eyes - February 11, 2005
Only four more days, y'all.... - February 11, 2005
A plea for help
Comments (7)| TrackBacks (1) - February 11, 2005
Side effects include ennui, furry palms, profuse bleeding from all orifices, hair loss, delusions of being Ryan Seacrest, inappropriate violent outbursts, unexplained oedipal urges, and an unnatural affinity for Broadway show tunes
Comments (1) - February 11, 2005
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (4) - February 11, 2005
Who says Liberals don't know how to have fun? | TrackBacks (1) - February 11, 2005
Once a DUMB@$$....
Comments (1) - February 10, 2005
Pave Paradise, make it a parking lot - February 10, 2005
Meanwhile, those of us on this side of the pond could give a rat's @$$
Comments (2) - February 10, 2005
And they'll be used only for peaceful purposes...right.... - February 10, 2005
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (1) - February 10, 2005
Amazing what some folks will swallow, isn't it? - February 10, 2005
If this doesn't tell you something about this Administration's priorities, I don't know what will - February 10, 2005
Don't cry for me, Carly Fiorina
Comments (2) - February 10, 2005
Four more years of Liar's Poker - February 9, 2005
It's like deja vu all over again
Comments (2) - February 9, 2005
Isn't it about time we provided our own definition? - February 9, 2005
Whatever it takes.... - February 9, 2005
Running away from the problem- or simply looking for a new start?
Comments (3) - February 9, 2005
Nah...it's just one more place we'll eventually invade.... - February 9, 2005
Even a brutally repressive regime can get it right now and again | TrackBacks (1) - February 9, 2005
Yes, there are lots of pictures - February 9, 2005
But it got there within 30 minutes.... - February 8, 2005
Hey, they've got to do something until we invade Iraq - February 8, 2005
To you or me, it's just a baseball, but if you live in Boston it's the Sacred Icon that ended 86 years of suffering - February 8, 2005
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (1) - February 8, 2005
Just some good (not so clean) fun? - February 8, 2005
All the news that's fit to print
Comments (1) - February 8, 2005
So what do you do when your heroes are morons?
Comments (2)| TrackBacks (2) - February 8, 2005
'Cuz he's too busy allowing Americans to die in order to prop us his corrupt regime - February 7, 2005
Like baseball needs another black eye....
Comments (1) - February 7, 2005
Coming out of the closet? - February 7, 2005
Just another enforced exile in Paradise - February 7, 2005
Looks like someone's about to get their passport stamped, eh?
Comments (1) - February 7, 2005
So what have our children learned about "freedom" from George W. Bush?
Comments (2) - February 7, 2005
Hmm...I sense a pattern developing - February 7, 2005
Why? Well, we've kind of grown accustomed to the random, senseless violence and bloodshed - February 6, 2005
Go Eagles??
Comments (1) - February 6, 2005
When the gods want to punish us...they give us a Super Bowl halftime show - February 6, 2005
A man who rose above his circumstances
Comments (4) - February 6, 2005
After all, children can't vote - February 6, 2005
Stick a fork in it already.... - February 5, 2005
Let the hype begin - February 5, 2005
Well, better to fight them in the streets of New York than in the streets of San Francisco, eh? - February 5, 2005
Only in America.... - February 5, 2005
Ah, those were they days.... - February 5, 2005
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (3) - February 5, 2005
Hey, if you can't have the real thing.... - February 4, 2005
Not quite Absolut Boo, but close enough for us | TrackBacks (1) - February 4, 2005
A viable option or a vanity candidate?
Comments (1) - February 4, 2005
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (1) - February 4, 2005
This week's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us, Take 2
Comments (2) - February 4, 2005
A fashion faux-pas looking for a place to happen - February 4, 2005
This week's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us - February 3, 2005
Or for Republicans
Comments (1) - February 3, 2005
Something about the pot calling the kettle black??
Comments (12) - February 3, 2005
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (1) - February 3, 2005
So where do we draw the line...or is there even a line to be drawn? - February 3, 2005
Excerpts from the State of the Union Address - February 3, 2005
Strangely enough, breasts tend to look very much alike - February 2, 2005
Well, he certainly IS a better looking empty suit - February 2, 2005
Apparently, the Almighty makes a killer omelet
Comments (5) - February 2, 2005
Says who? - February 2, 2005
The answer to the question: "So why IS North Korea still a Third World country?"
Comments (1) - February 2, 2005
War should not be a profit center - February 2, 2005
This is America: land of the free, home of the Urban Assault Vehicles
Comments (2) - February 2, 2005
There is no God but irony and hubris - February 1, 2005
My sentiments, exactly....
Comments (3) - February 1, 2005
How long before those with high blood pressure are filing for unemployment benefits?
Comments (8) - February 1, 2005
And the award for "What I want to be when I grow up" goes to.... - February 1, 2005
Hey, don't worry; the tips are great....
Comments (2) - February 1, 2005
Mediocrity is it's own reward - February 1, 2005
D'ya think maybe they got the wrong finger?
Comments (1) - February 1, 2005
My adoring public checks in
Comments (3)