Well, those of us with way too much time on our hands and no discernible lives can breath a collective sigh of relief. One more over-exposed (figuatively, not literally) celebrity has been confirmed to be “one of us”. Could we have tolerated yet another celebrated pushing the homosexual agenda? Yet another Cynthia Nixon? Could our moral sensibilities have tolerated yet another assault on common decency? Of course not; that is why any right-thinking American can now breathe a sigh of relief, safe in the knowledge that Marcia Cross likes boys. Whew…that was close.
Yes, Cross is a very attractive SINGLE woman…so, of course, the obvious conclusion to draw is that she is a card-carrying member of Ellen DeGeneres’ man-hating Lesbo army, right? Who needs a penis, anyway?
Now we all can sleep the sleep of the righteous and rest safely in the knowledge that James Dobson and Pat Robertson will not be calling for a boycott of Desperate Housewives.
NEW YORK (AP) — Marcia Cross is making it clear that while she’s no desperate housewife, she’s not gay, either.
The “Desperate Housewives” star said she wasn’t a lesbian after “The View” co-host Barbara Walters questioned her Wednesday on rumors regarding her sexuality.
“I’m not,” said Cross.
She wondered how the rumors had gotten started.
“Well, it was very odd,” said Cross. “And I, I just assumed this is what comes of being 42 and single. I don’t know if they just needed to find a reason why I wasn’t married.”
Of course, now that we’ve satisfied our collective curiosity about Cross’ sexuality, that leaves us to wonder about Teri Hatcher and Eva Longoria. Hmm…hot, attractive, unmarried…makes one wonder, eh??
Man, someday I really MUST get myself a life….
