February 8, 2005 7:58 AM

Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener

Man Sells ‘Jesus’ Brick

DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener #193: Ditto Dalcher

Is it just me, or has this whole “Seeing Jesus in a [insert inanimate object here]” trend finally jumped the shark? We’ve heard stories of people seeing Him in grilled cheese sandwiches, frying pans, and now bricks. Hey, this is America! Let’s sell it on eBay and make a fortune!!

A North Carolina man is selling a brick that appears to feature the face of Jesus, according to Local 6 News report.

Ditto Dalcher said he was sitting in his home and noticed the face above his fireplace.

“It was actually about two years ago, I’m just sitting in here and I saw it,” Dalcher said. “Actually I use this room — just saw it up there on the fireplace and it just sort of fooled me when I first saw it. It was pretty shocking.”

Dalcher noticed how much money people were making off of the Virgin Mary grilled cheese sandwich and Jesus in a skillet and decided to share what he found, according to the report.

The bids on eBay were at $500 early Monday.

To quote Bill Engvall, one of my favorite comedians, “Here’s your sign….” I imagine it probably took a whole lot of work to get that brick out of the fireplace in his trailer….

Speaking only for myself, I’m seeing Bob Marley and not Jesus Christ. Or maybe its Che Guevara or Ricky Williams. Whatever, there is no way this brick is worth $500- especially if it’s Ricky Williams. Of course, IF someone pays $500 (or more) for this brick, the question becomes…Who’s the DUMB@$$ now??

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