Sometimes, a picture really IS worth a thousands words. In this case, a picture is worth WAY more than a mere thousand words. Behold our latest DUMB@$$, and let the complete lack of discernible brainwave activity wash over you….
Hey, if I were on this jury, I’m not certain I’d be able to keep a straight face, either. Just how stupid does someone have to be in order to even consider the possibility that eating one’s underwear, skidmarks and all, will conceal the fact that one is drunk? In this case, if you hooked Mr. Zurfluh up to EEG, it’s debatable whether the reading would indicate any detectable brainwave activity. I’d hazard a guess that Mr. Zurfluh’s EEG would be consistent with the results produced by a zucchini.
Let’s just hope that the underwear in question hadn’t been worn for the past week straight, though I’m not about to lay money on that. I’d imagine that when nutritionists recommend a high-fiber diet, cotton is probably NOT the fiber they had in mind. Ewww….
This is terrible, see what happens when you start out sniffing and gnawing on your sister's panties, you eventually move to the hard stuff. He blew a .8 for alcohol, but pegged the assholometer.