(via Defamer)
Those of you blessed with over-active imaginations might not want to read any farther. Of course, if you do, it will be well-nigh impossible to ignore the double entendres slathered over this latest entry into the male fragrance market.
When you grow up with a last name like Cumming, the jokes no doubt grew old long ago. Alan Cumming is turning that on it’s ear, though, and will likely end up making a ton of money of this venture. Talk about making lemonade out of lemons…. I saw him on the Daily Show, where Jon Stewart told him that he will likely get rich, because his fragrance will no doubt be in every college-age male’s dorm room. It would be tough to argue that point.
What do you get when you cross an award winning actor (Alan Cumming), an award winning perfumer (Christopher Brosius), and an award winning creative director (Jason Schell)…
A new look at the classic world of men’s fragrance: combining three distinct talents to bring you a scent that is all about Sex, Scotch, Cigars and Scotland.
A sexy, fun and mischievous fragrance with top notes of: Bergamot, Black Pepper, Scotch Pine, Whiskey. Core notes of: Cigar, Heather, Douglas Fir, Rubber. Base notes of: Leather, Highland Mud, Peat Fire & White Truffle.
Of course, Cumming: The Fragrance is just the beginning. The possibilities almost boggle the mind. In time, we will no doubt be blessed with some of the following products:
- Body Wash: Cumming All Over?
- Hair Products: Cumming In Your Hair?
- Facial Care Procucts: Cumming On Your Face?
- Cologne: Cumming In The Air?
- Mouthwash: Cumming In Your Mouth?
And there is also the possibity for an enema or hand lotion. I’ll leave those to your imagination. If you’ve made it this far, you no doubt are fully aware of where this is headed.
God, I just LOVE America. Don’t you?? Where else could you make a fortune of your last names and a few double entendres??
