Fla. Man Finds 6-Foot African Rock Python In Toilet
Yep, if I have to get up during the night to go to the bathroom, you can better believe I’ll be turning the light on this time around….
Try explaining THIS one in the ER at 4 a.m.- “Well, you see doc, I just sat down on the toilet in the dark when I felt something bit me in the ass….” And when the ER staff finally stops rolling on the floor, they’ll figure out how to treat whatever it is that snakes do to people.
I’m certain there is an EXCEEDINGLY humorous story surrounding how a baby snake (And can a 6-foot-long snake be called a “baby” with any credibility?) came to be in this particular toilet. Still, I’m not at all certain I want to give my already hyper-active imagination any more ammunition than it already has. Yikes….
When I was a kid, my neighbor found one in her dishwasher (thankfully it was MUCH smaller than this one).