Twins searching for someone to step up at short (Mpls. StarTribune login: fritopie; password: fritopie)

Hey, if you’ve got a glove, a decent arm, and some range, the Minnesota Twins might just have a job for you. After letting Cristian Guzman go to the Washington Nationals, they’re left with…well, I’m not really sure what they’re left with at shortstop. Hell, if my ankle would heal, I might just grab a glove and head for Florida.
‘Course, I never could hit a damn curve ball…never mind the fact that the market for a slow, banjo-hitting 44-year-old shortstop with a bad ankle is pretty much nonexistent. Damn the bad luck….


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