February 11, 2005 6:56 AM

Side effects include ennui, furry palms, profuse bleeding from all orifices, hair loss, delusions of being Ryan Seacrest, inappropriate violent outbursts, unexplained oedipal urges, and an unnatural affinity for Broadway show tunes

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