Where else but in America can a Grilled Cheese sandwich travel accompanied by bodyguards? Only in America can a Grilled Cheese sandwich have an advance man. Only in America is a Grilled Cheese sandwich locked and secured in a room with an alarm system. Of course, only in America could one sell a Grilled Cheese sandwich sell for $28,000. Damn…it makes me wonder how much the potato chips that came with it went for….
