April 24, 2005

Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener

Police discover body in Wisc. man’s freezer after 15-hour standoff

DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener #238: Philip Schuth

Well, you see…what happened was….

Some folks love their mothers. There’s not a thing in the world wrong with that. This is a case of where filial devotion may perhaps have gone just a wee bit too far, though. Lord only knows there’s more to the story than we get here…but do we really want to know what would possess a man to stash his mother in a freezer? I didn’t think so….

Of course, it’s been a long winter in Wisconsin, so maybe he was just waiting until the ground thawed so he could bury Mom next to the cat in the backyard…or perhaps in the flower garden next to the clotheline? Hey, it’s cheaper than a funeral and a burial, eh?

Perhaps the strangest aspect of this whole sordid episode is the “Hey, before I forget, I’ve got Mom stashed in a freezer” way this all came out during an overnight standoff with police…which all began after Schuth opened fire on a neighbor.

Yep, it definitely sounds as if someone’s been taking his DUMB@$$ pills….

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