Airline Providing Mile-High Service
So where do we go to sign up??
It is the Mile High Club, and now an area business is trying to cash-in on sex in the skies. The service is so controversial one nearby airport has already declined to have it.
San Antonio Air Tours is promoting sex on airplanes.
ìWhen you say the Mile High Club, you don’t have to explain it to anyone,î Phillip Carroll with San Antonio Air Tours said. On the plane for the tour, there is a mattress behind the pilotís seat and a curtain separating you from the pilot.
ìThey can get a nice romantic flight, and they can do whatever they like in a private cabin,î Carroll said.
Of course, this being Texas, not everyone likes the idea (Oh, the HORROR of it all- men and women illicitly exchanged bodily fluids and PAYING for the privilege?? Why, isn’t that a SIN???).
ìIt’s not at all what we would have in mind and not what we want,î Castroville City Manager Jack Yates said. Officials at Castroville’s municipal airport said they do not want Mile High Club activities originating from their strip.
ìWe’re a family-oriented airport,î Yates said.
WTF?? Heaven forbid that anyone should actually be having any FUN? Come on, y’all…if we’re talking about consenting adults here, and I do believe that we are, what is the problem? It’s not as San Antonio Air Tours is taking seventh-graders up in their planes so they can play “Doctor”. If you don’t like the idea, don’t take the tour. And you might try reigning in your narrow, judgemental, fearful morality. No one is holding you responsible for what goes on these planes, so why would you think you even have the right to regulate what happens? Besides, don’t you need to go to church or something??
Hey, if the biggest problem here is that a few people getting their Mile High Club membership cards stamped, you’re leading a rather charmed existence. Now go find something important to fret over, willya?
Do they have a frequent flyer program?