Shrimp, crab, lobster, clams, mussels, all these are an abomination before the Lord, just as gays are an abomination. Why stop at protesting gay marriage? Bring all of God’s law unto the heathens and the sodomites. We call upon all Christians to join the crusade against Long John Silver’s and Red Lobster. Yea, even Popeye’s shall be cleansed. The name of Bubba shall be anathema. We must stop the unbelievers from destroying the sanctity of our restaurants.
The correct url is http://godhatesshrimp.com/ and has links to the equally disturbing pre-photoshopped sinage.
What Leviticus acutally says about homosexual behavior goes something like, ìYou shall not lie with a male as one lies with a female; it is an abomination.î ...So with the exception of the missionary position, anything goes!
(I'll accept any interpretation that still allows me to enjoy shrimp!!!)