Today, Our Self-Loathing Stems From Lindsay Lohanís Boobies
Yes, we are today totally devoid of self-esteem, nevermind a positive self-image. So what, then, are we left to do with ourselves? How do we restore our flagging self-esteem and curb our growing self-loathing?? Well, how about pondering this burning question:
DID DISNEY DIGITALLY REDUCE LINDSAY LOHAN’S BREASTS??
Another example of the Disney Company’s insidious desire to control and dominate our impressionable children…or do these folks really believe that Lohan’s breasts are a threat to the moral fiber of our children??
Yes, I realize that this subject matter is hardly up to the high journalistic standards maintained by the crack TPRS staff (of one…and unpaid at that). Nonetheless, who else is going to answer the really tough questions? If not me, then who?? Exactly my point….
Meanwhile, Americans are dying in Iraq, women are being raped in Darfur, North Korea and Iran are building nook-you-ler weapons…and yet we as a nation are obsessing over one question: ARE THEY REAL…or are they digitized??
….our spray-tanned brother to the West has spent the better part of his morning analyzing the images at right in hopes of proving US Weeklyís claim that Disney spent a gazillion dollars on digitally reducing Lindsay Lohanís R-rated breast size in the much-anticipated, family-friendly Herbie: Fully Loaded.
Hmm…d’ya think Bruce Willis might know???
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