May 29, 2005

This week's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us

Spice Girls back for Live Aid II?

Oh, please…dear God, NO!!! In the name of all that is Good and Holy, please say it ain’t so….

It used to be that you needed talent, pluck, and some random blind luck to make it big. Now, having a nice rack, looking good in spandex, and being able to lip-synch are about all you really need. Since I possess none of these qualities, I’m reduced to kibitzing. Hmm…maybe this whole fame and fortune really IS a lot more difficult than it looks, eh??

Memo to the organizers of Charity Band Aid: if your ability to raise the $100 million your after depends on getting the Spice Girls back together, y’all are in a world of hurt….

By Jack Cluth on May 29, 2005 6:13 AM
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