July 2005 Archives

July 31, 2005
It's the one thing this Administration excels at
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July 31, 2005
This week's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us
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July 31, 2005
Sad but true, #2
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July 31, 2005
Fry me to the moon (apologies to Frank Sinatra)....
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July 31, 2005
So much for restoring honor and dignity to the White House
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July 30, 2005
What? You were expecting a Constitution written by and for affluent White Christians?
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July 30, 2005
So some folks are still more equal than other? Apparently so.
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July 30, 2005
Can't we just give him his gold watch and show him the door?
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July 30, 2005
When it comes to fighting terrorism, a little good news goes a long way
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July 30, 2005
At least Bush was able to get his war on, eh?
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July 29, 2005
You were going to feed me, right??
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July 29, 2005
And we're supposed to pat these folks on the back?
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July 29, 2005
Past is prologue
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July 29, 2005
Pave Paradise, make it a parking lot
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July 29, 2005
Another dispatch from our stupid world
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July 29, 2005
Now can we impeach George W. Bush??
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July 28, 2005
Yeah, but we're all feeling pretty patriotic
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July 28, 2005
Fight a war? Isn't that why we have the poor and the middle class??
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July 28, 2005
Lies, damn lies, and 1900 dead American soldiers
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July 28, 2005
Sad but true
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July 28, 2005
There is a place for this sort of thing...it's called a ballot box
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July 28, 2005
More excitement than we usually get 'round these parts
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July 28, 2005
Any resemblance to current events is purely...well, coincidental
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July 28, 2005
So violent Islamofascism is the fault of the victims??
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July 27, 2005
We are not afraid, #12
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July 27, 2005
No longer "routine", but still amazing
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July 27, 2005
They love you, and they lust after you...until you sign the contract
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July 27, 2005
And, if all else fails, character assassination is always an option
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July 27, 2005
Either do your job or find one where you'll do no harm
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July 26, 2005
We are not afraid, #11
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July 26, 2005
And yet they continue to live in the UK....
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July 26, 2005
So this is what honor and integrity in the White House looks like??
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July 26, 2005
What a tangled web we weave....
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July 26, 2005
For that kind of money, we could have at least gotten Osama bin-Laden out of the deal....
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July 26, 2005
Well, Bill Clinton wasn't a Republican, was he?
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July 25, 2005
Funny; I'd have thought they'd be wearing brown shirts
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July 25, 2005
Yeah, well...my God can beat up your God
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July 25, 2005
Keep repeating it, and it will eventually become the truth
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July 25, 2005
Where do you draw the line?
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July 25, 2005
A week's worth of wierdness from FloriDUHHH....
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July 25, 2005
Of course, Paul Hill was unavoidably detained
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July 24, 2005
It's OK; he's a Republican
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July 24, 2005
Cockroaches normally scatter when you shine a light on them
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July 24, 2005
And the training wheels come off next week!!
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July 24, 2005
We'll support and defend democracy...as long as there's oil to be pumped
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July 24, 2005
Hey, it could happen....
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July 23, 2005
Silly me; I'd always thought respect was a two-way street
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July 23, 2005
Just another conspiracy theory?
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July 23, 2005
We are not afraid (#10)
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July 23, 2005
So much for taking care of the People's business
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July 23, 2005
The game is difficult enough as it is
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July 22, 2005
Why, yes, you ARE disturbing my repose....
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July 22, 2005
Liberties, once surrendered, are not easily recaptured
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July 22, 2005
And we'll be serving the Kool-Aid at the conclusion of the indoctrination session
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July 22, 2005
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
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July 22, 2005
We are not afraid (#9)
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July 22, 2005
It's not as if they showed up in their birthday suits
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July 21, 2005
And I will be gouging my eyes out
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July 21, 2005
Well, then, he must be perfect for the job, eh??
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July 21, 2005
If the South had won the Civil War, #4
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July 21, 2005
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
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July 21, 2005
We are not afraid (#8)
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July 21, 2005
Sometimes, dreams really do come true
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July 20, 2005
...and if that leaker wasn't Karl Rove
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July 20, 2005
Dodging another bullet
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July 20, 2005
A declaration of war?
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July 20, 2005
If the South had won the Civil War, #3
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July 20, 2005
Just another day in the Senate, eh?
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July 20, 2005
We are not afraid (#7)
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July 20, 2005
But you still voted for the empty suit who gave us the war, didn't you??
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July 19, 2005
The weekly meeting of the Union of Unemployed Copy Writers will now come to order....
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July 19, 2005
And the Senate isn't a collection of boobs??
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July 19, 2005
If the South had won the Civil War, #2
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July 19, 2005
In other words, mediocrity is it's own reward, eh?
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July 19, 2005
We are not afraid (#6)
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July 19, 2005
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
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July 18, 2005
If the South had won the Civil War
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July 18, 2005
This year's nominee for the Self-Loathing Hall of Fame
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July 18, 2005
So, the whole "72 Virgins" thing is quite a draw, eh?
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July 18, 2005
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
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July 18, 2005
We are not afraid (#5)
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July 17, 2005
More face time for The World's Best Dog
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July 17, 2005
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
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July 17, 2005
I guess that makes you a better patriot, eh??
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July 17, 2005
Yeah, but then I'd have to bring her back to Mama's double-wide
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July 17, 2005
We are not afraid (#4)
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July 17, 2005
Better to be thought a fool than you be Rick Santorum and remove all doubt
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July 16, 2005
We are not afraid (#3)
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July 16, 2005
Freedom of speech and expression? Well, that whole Constitution thing is highly overrated, don'tcha think??
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July 16, 2005
Didn't Clinton get impeached for something along these lines?
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July 16, 2005
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
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July 16, 2005
Memo to Karl Rove: prison stripes do make one look slimmer, eh?
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July 15, 2005
She came in muttering something about "The Sword of Damocles"....
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July 15, 2005
D'ya mind? I'm trying to get some sleep here....
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July 15, 2005
And, no...you're NOT going to want cream and sugar with your Hot Coffee....
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July 15, 2005
We are not afraid (#2)....
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July 15, 2005
News you can use....
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July 14, 2005
We are not afraid....
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July 14, 2005
Congratulations, y'all...we've created our very own terrorist threat
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July 14, 2005
Let the bloodletting begin....
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July 14, 2005
What, me worry??
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July 14, 2005
How about reading "My Pet Goat"?
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July 14, 2005
Nothing like making an example out of someone, eh?
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July 13, 2005
Looks like someone hit a nerve in the GOP, eh?
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July 13, 2005
Ten years later, Evil is still Evil, Chapter 4
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July 13, 2005
The kiss of death?
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July 13, 2005
You go, girl.... (Part 2)
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July 13, 2005
There's nothing wrong with calling someone a liar when he is in fact guilty of lying
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July 13, 2005
This week's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us
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July 12, 2005
Just a Red State of mind....
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July 12, 2005
Karma can be a real b---h, eh?
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July 12, 2005
You've just won a free, all-expenses-paid trip to Club Gitmo!
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July 12, 2005
You go, girl....
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July 12, 2005
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
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July 12, 2005
It's what they deserve
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July 12, 2005
Preparing for yet another season to go down the toilet?
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July 11, 2005
Ten years later, Evil is still Evil, Chapter 3
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July 11, 2005
Because he is, after all, the "Environmental President", eh?
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July 11, 2005
Perhaps we're not so much of an advanced species after all?
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July 11, 2005
At least all of those American soldiers died for a reason, eh?
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July 11, 2005
The Chair recognizes the Senator from Pleasantville....
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July 11, 2005
At least they had more fans in the seats than your typical Devil Rays game
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July 10, 2005
Greetings from Paradise
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July 10, 2005
And now for a hurricane-free Chamber of Commerce moment....
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July 10, 2005
How long before we'll be able to buy Big Mac seeds at our local home & garden store?
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July 10, 2005
Here's something we never thought we'd see when they were 15-30
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July 10, 2005
At least they won't have to eat any of it
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July 10, 2005
There goes the weekend
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July 10, 2005
So who says being an idiot and a jackass isn't good for business?
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July 9, 2005
It's like deja vu all over again
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July 9, 2005
Just what we need...more self-appointed wacko vigilantes
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July 9, 2005
Nice to know he cares, eh?
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July 8, 2005
What would a Friday morning be without the neighbor's cat taking over the front yard?
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July 8, 2005
Just another Thursday morning commute....
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July 8, 2005
Guilty until proven...oh, never mind....
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July 8, 2005
Because only those on the Right can make demands
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July 8, 2005
Better to be thought a fool than to be Rick Santorum and remove all doubt
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July 7, 2005
Now here's something we can all feel good about...or not
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July 7, 2005
9.11...9.11...9.11...9.11...9.11...9.11...9.11....
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July 7, 2005
Of course, it's not like he let an intern break in her kneepads
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July 7, 2005
It was either that or 9.11
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July 7, 2005
Hey, when you gotta go....
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July 7, 2005
It beats taking responsibility, no?
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July 6, 2005
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
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July 6, 2005
Perhaps next we should just dig a moat and stock it with alligators?
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July 6, 2005
Yeah...like THAT'S going to happen
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July 6, 2005
Yeah, but Tom's a better interview than Sandy's husband
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July 6, 2005
The real definition of patriotism
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July 5, 2005
Dodging a bullet??
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July 5, 2005
All we need for the cycle is famine and pestilence
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July 5, 2005
True patriots don't need empty symbols
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July 5, 2005
It's the perfect answer to any uncomfortable question
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July 5, 2005
Remember when lying using to be a bad thing?
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July 5, 2005
He's been up there a lot lately
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July 5, 2005
So hatred and bigotry really aren't Christian values??
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July 4, 2005
Time for yet another volcano break....
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July 4, 2005
Because we are, after all, in this together....
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July 4, 2005
Ten years later, Evil is still Evil (Chapter 3)
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July 4, 2005
Let the bloodbath begin
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July 4, 2005
And the spoiled and clueless shall always be among us
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July 4, 2005
Greetings from Hell
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July 3, 2005
The definition of "self-fulfilling prophecy"
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July 3, 2005
Too young by far
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July 3, 2005
Hmm...you might try honestly discussing the issues....
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July 3, 2005
If you're not marching in ideological lockstep with us, you must be against us
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July 3, 2005
Repeat it often enough and the sheep-like public will believe it
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July 2, 2005
Hey, it worked for Josef Goebbels
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July 2, 2005
Because the Devil you know is usually preferable to the one you don't
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July 2, 2005
Help wanted...only Social Conservative ideologues need apply
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July 2, 2005
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
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July 1, 2005
But I'm not dead yet....
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July 1, 2005
Just as long as someone else's child is doing the fighting and dying, eh?
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July 1, 2005
News flash: We're not the problem, y'all....
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July 1, 2005
Unfortunately, the urinals are all in Connecticut
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July 1, 2005
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
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July 1, 2005
Do it for the puppies....
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