Crushing dissent wherever it raises its reality-based head
Bush mostly greeted warmly in Norfolk
A heroic agent of the State Security Apparatus apprehends a thought-criminal during Our Leader’s Soldier Day speech in Norfolk. Thankfully, the perp, a peace-terrorist named Tom Polumbo, was taken away before he could pollute the minds of the faithful with his reality-based claims.
Woe be unto those who dare speak their opinion when it runs counter to the majority of Our Glorious Leader’s hand-picked, thoroughly-vetted, and ideologically-pure audience. For whosoever shall dare to puncture the manufactured and tightly-policed aura of feckless Right-wing DoubleSpeak shall be hauled off to the pokey like the surly, unwashed terrorist he surely is. For, O Great and Wise Leader, Thine is the Kingdom, the Power, and the Glory forever (or at least until January, 2009). AMEN!
OK, so perhaps you could argue that perhaps Tom Polumbo’s choice of a protest venue was designed to attract attention to himself and his cause. Perhaps. Hey, I’m just impressed that Polumbo was even allowed into the venue wearing a “DUMP BUSH” t-shirt. Methinks that mayhaps some security drone is going to be fed to the wolves over this one, eh? Normally, the audiences at Our Glorious Leader’s speaking engagements are so thoroughly vetted, so ideologically realiable, so throughly White, and so thoroughly devoid of anything resembling a dissenting thought that Polumbo should have stood out like Che Guevara at a John Birch Society convention. Anywhere else, he would have been gang-tackled, hauled off, and hung by his toenails by the time the C Student in Chief hit the stage- and no one would have been the wiser.
As President Bush spoke on the war on terrorism, a protester interrupted from the balcony of Chrysler Hall in downtown Norfolk, Va., shouting ‘War is terrorism! War is terrorism! Step down now, Mr. President. Torture is terrorism,’ Friday, Oct. 28, 2005. The president continued speaking as the man was forcibly removed.
Thank God the quick-thinking jackbooted thugs reacted quickly to the situation, apprehending Polumbo and hustling him off to somewhere where his radical ideas couldn’t pollute the minds of good, God-fearing Republicans. Lord only knows what might have happened if these drones had actually been allowed to think for themselves, eh?
Though the Department of Homeland Security isn’t saying, the word on the street is that Polumbo was immediately hustled off to Guantanamo Bay, where he faces summary execution as soon as Our Glorious Leader gets off the golf course.
ALL HAIL OUR GLORIOUS LEADER, HIS WISE, PRINCIPLED LEADERSHIP, HIS OVERWHELMING BELIEF THAT OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST RELIABLY VOTED REPUBLICAN, AND HIS GLORIOUS AND VICTORIOUS WAR OF LIBERATION AGAINST THE BROWN HORDES IN IRAQ!! TRULY, OUR GREAT NATION HAS BEEN BLESSED BY GOD WITH SUCH A WISE AND BENEVOLENT LEADER!!!
