November 2005 Archives
- November 30, 2005
I really could have lived without knowing this
Comments (7) - November 30, 2005
Evil knows no conscience - November 30, 2005
It was a helluva summer, wasn't it? - November 30, 2005
Yes!! Our Glorious Leader is #1!!! - November 30, 2005
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (3) - November 30, 2005
All hail the King - November 29, 2005
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener - November 29, 2005
Hey, a man can dream, eh? - November 29, 2005
There is something to be said for accountability, eh?
Comments (6) - November 29, 2005
By this time tomorrow, it'll be on eBay - November 29, 2005
At this point, they'll take unity wherever they can find it - November 28, 2005
Finally, the truth can be told - November 28, 2005
Heaven forbid that our children should learn to think for themselves
Comments (4) - November 28, 2005
Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory
Comments (1) - November 28, 2005
We can only hope - November 28, 2005
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener - November 28, 2005
Paybacks are a real &!#^@, eh? - November 27, 2005
Had enough? - November 27, 2005
It was only a matter of time....
Comments (1) - November 27, 2005
'Cuz my God don't take no $%!# off no one
Comments (2) - November 27, 2005
Ten years later, and at least the bloodshed has stopped - November 27, 2005
You do NOT want to see this on the first tee - November 27, 2005
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener - November 26, 2005
Still life with puppy
Comments (1) - November 26, 2005
Yes, 'tis a great day to be a duck - November 26, 2005
Yeah, but at least I'm not going to have to shovel any of it - November 26, 2005
Seasons Beatings
Comments (3) - November 26, 2005
And your lips are surgically affixed to his @$$ - November 26, 2005
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener - November 26, 2005
And you thought the Super Bowl was big - November 25, 2005
A study in feigned indifference
Comments (4) - November 25, 2005
Here comes Da Judge | TrackBacks (2) - November 25, 2005
That's what you get for creating your own terrorist threat where none had existed
Comments (2) - November 25, 2005
A sign from God that you perhaps have too damn much money? - November 25, 2005
Repeating the Administration's talking point like a mantra doesn't necessarily make them true - November 25, 2005
Hey, 51% of y'all voted for the idiot - November 24, 2005
And I'd like to thank my parents, without whom none of this would have been possible....
Comments (4) - November 24, 2005
Now this ought to make you think twice about tearing into the turkey - November 24, 2005
At least she's a useful idiot - November 24, 2005
So the inmates really aren't running the asylum?
Comments (3) - November 24, 2005
There are many things I will do for my country. This is not one of them. - November 23, 2005
Of course, it's only fatal if you're not a Conservative Yellow Elephant - November 23, 2005
So long...say, wasn't he the dog from "Weekend at Bernie's"?? | TrackBacks (-1) - November 23, 2005
Somebody's angling for a DUMB@$$ AWARD....
Comments (8) - November 23, 2005
I got it bad, so bad, I'm hot for Teacher.... - November 23, 2005
Twelve years too late, and a man's life short
Comments (4) - November 23, 2005
Oops.... - November 22, 2005
So what happens when we make a mistake?
Comments (1) - November 22, 2005
Truly, the Apocalypse is upon us - November 22, 2005
And it's about damn time....
Comments (1) - November 22, 2005
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (1) - November 22, 2005
I know it's "Take Your Daughter To Work Day", but can you keep her out of the control room?? - November 21, 2005
We can only hope - November 21, 2005
Say hello to the latest addition to the family (cigars will be available in the lobby during intermission)
Comments (3) - November 21, 2005
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (1) - November 21, 2005
It'll be next door to the worker incineration facility - November 21, 2005
Clearly, irony is lost on the man - November 20, 2005
The five pillars of Red Meat Conservatism - November 20, 2005
Ah, ain't propaganda a wondrous thing?
Comments (1) - November 20, 2005
And he'll be mowing your lawn tomorrow morning - November 20, 2005
It's good to know that I'm not just a lonely voice in the wilderness - November 20, 2005
And who says Houston isn't a friendly place? - November 19, 2005
I'm a big fan - November 19, 2005
Somebody's got some 'splainin' to do....
Comments (3) - November 19, 2005
We are at war with Eurasia. We have ALWAYS been at war with Eurasia. - November 19, 2005
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (1) - November 18, 2005
Sometimes, you just have to call it as you see it
Comments (9) - November 18, 2005
Get over yourselves already....
Comments (2) - November 18, 2005
What good are tax dollars if you can't use them for propaganda? - November 18, 2005
Somewhere, Josef Goebbels is smiling - November 17, 2005
I would have provided a clue, but I'm kinda busy rewriting history - November 17, 2005
Those who do not understand history are...probably going to vote Republican
Comments (2) - November 17, 2005
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener - November 17, 2005
When news really matters.... - November 17, 2005
Now do you miss Clinton? I know I do. - November 16, 2005
After all, you wouldn't want to send the wrong message to the enemy before Happy Hour, would you? - November 16, 2005
Git a rope.... - November 16, 2005
I didn't mislead y'all...y'all misfollowed me.... - November 16, 2005
What do you do for an encore after you've won a DUMB@$$ AWARD? You become Bill O'Reilly
Comments (1) - November 15, 2005
Let's see Target top this - November 15, 2005
Honey, where did we put the snowblower?? - November 15, 2005
Yes, and we all know what karma is like, don't we?? - November 15, 2005
And you can't say you weren't warned - November 15, 2005
Now here's something you don't see very often - November 15, 2005
I imagine Intelligent Design can explain it - November 14, 2005
A few DUMB@$$ (dis)honorable mentions - November 14, 2005
Perhaps it's time for someone to remind y'all why we're in this mess to begin with - November 14, 2005
It's time to begin holding people accountable - November 14, 2005
Inept and built to stay that way
Comments (1) - November 14, 2005
Just another sorry example of the insidious homosexual agenda - November 14, 2005
Breathtakingly stupid? Youbetcha.... - November 13, 2005
Oh, OK then...and the 2000+ dead American soldiers...??? - November 13, 2005
Because when they die for Our Glorious Leader, they'll go straight to Heaven - November 13, 2005
Yes, being a Republican means never having to say you're sorry - November 13, 2005
Shouldn't we have learned these elections prior to the 2004 election?
Comments (1) - November 12, 2005
Aim high - November 12, 2005
Who's revising history now?
Comments (3) - November 12, 2005
So, the difference between us and them would be...?
Comments (1) - November 12, 2005
Better to be thought a fool than to open your mouth and be Bill O'Reilly
Comments (2) - November 12, 2005
Get your kneepads at the door, y'all.... - November 12, 2005
And you're proud to have voted Republican? - November 12, 2005
Well, there are still a few more cars left to burn
Comments (1) - November 11, 2005
A time to pause and reflect
Comments (1) - November 11, 2005
A few victories on election night do not a trend make - November 11, 2005
Just shoot me now.... - November 11, 2005
Today, Kansas...tomorrow, Texas??
Comments (1) - November 11, 2005
And I am the Queen of England - November 10, 2005
It's just like Texas, only colder - November 10, 2005
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener - November 10, 2005
OK, so who else can we oppress in the name of God?
Comments (4) - November 10, 2005
If Scooter Libby were to send Valerie Plame an apology card, it might look something like this - November 10, 2005
Now might be a good time to buy those oil stocks you've been thinking about - November 10, 2005
Apparently, I rock...who knew??
Comments (2) - November 9, 2005
And all this time, I'd thought TPRS was worth about $1.98 - November 9, 2005
So, who's next?
Comments (5) - November 9, 2005
Hockey's back...life is good, ain't it?? - November 9, 2005
Once a DUMB@$$...forever a DUMB@$$ - November 9, 2005
Back to the future - November 9, 2005
You'll notice that "Restoring Honor & Dignity" to the White House is no longer on the list - November 9, 2005
Too bad this would never happen in Texas...or is it? - November 8, 2005
The moral equivalent of home movies (#5) - November 8, 2005
Sometimes, life just ain't fair
Comments (2) - November 8, 2005
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener - November 8, 2005
"Restoring honor & dignity...." Yeah, right. - November 8, 2005
You know you're in trouble when this happens - November 8, 2005
Don't worry; there are plenty more where they came from - November 7, 2005
The World's Best Dog is not a morning person (#2)
Comments (2) - November 7, 2005
If you can't make them go away, drown them out
Comments (5) - November 7, 2005
Uh... two staffers in the back of the room just exploded
Comments (1) - November 7, 2005
The Garden of Eden, or Sodom & Gomorrah? - November 7, 2005
Oxymoron alert - November 6, 2005
And the knucKKKle-dragging troglodytes shall always be among us
Comments (2)| TrackBacks (1) - November 6, 2005
We'll know Satan has assumed control when this happens....
Comments (1) - November 6, 2005
Once a DUMB@$$, always a DUMB@$$ - November 6, 2005
Absolut power corrupts Absolut-ly - November 6, 2005
Jeez, you'd think the FEC would have bigger fish to fry....
Comments (1) - November 6, 2005
The moral equivalent of home movies (#4) - November 5, 2005
If South Beach migrated to West Texas, it might look like this - November 5, 2005
The moral equivalent of home movies (#3)
Comments (1) - November 5, 2005
What's good for the goose...and don't say I didn't warn you
Comments (2) - November 5, 2005
The poor don't vote Republican, do they? - November 5, 2005
So much for being stuck in the boonies.... - November 5, 2005
Separation of Church & State? That's for losers & Democrats. - November 4, 2005
And he'll be a hit at his daycare's kegger.... - November 4, 2005
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful
Comments (1) - November 4, 2005
The enemy of enemy is my...ah, fuhgeddaboudit.... - November 4, 2005
Johnny can't spell, but he's smart enough to work at WalMart - November 4, 2005
Invoking the law of unintended consequences
Comments (2) - November 4, 2005
If Fox News had covered the Civil War - November 4, 2005
You'll take what you're given and you'll be grateful to get it
Comments (1) - November 3, 2005
The moral equivalent of home movies (#2) - November 3, 2005
Just another morning in Paradise - November 3, 2005
It's not easy being a member of the oppressing class, is it? - November 3, 2005
Still glad you voted Republican?
Comments (1) - November 3, 2005
It's a dessert topping AND a floor wax!! - November 3, 2005
Why We're Republicans - November 2, 2005
Now there's some principled leadership - November 2, 2005
The BEST DOG EVER is not a morning person | TrackBacks (1) - November 2, 2005
The finest legal mind of the 13th century?
Comments (1) - November 2, 2005
Separated at birth?
Comments (1) - November 2, 2005
So, being a Democrat means an inability to be impartial?
Comments (2) - November 2, 2005
He'll only be getting what he deserves - November 1, 2005
The moral equivalent of home movies (#1) - November 1, 2005
Sympathy for the Devil - November 1, 2005
From the Republican Dictionary, #11 - November 1, 2005
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener - November 1, 2005
Not exactly a birth announcement, but....
Comments (5) - November 1, 2005
Being a Republican means having friends to cover for you
Comments (1) - November 1, 2005
I'll bet you even money that you'll pass out before Happy Hour - November 1, 2005
It's a tough job, but someone's gotta do it....
Comments (1)| TrackBacks (2)