Sometimes I find myself truly amazed at at the strange, unusual things people will do to earn a DUMB@$$ AWARD. While many aspire, few attain, though from time to time I do find it necessary to hand out a few (dis)honorable mentions. And, trust me, they don’t get a whole lot more clueless than these DUMB@$$ wannabes:
The next time you stop to pick up donuts from breakfast, and they taste a little funny…well, just pray that you don’t have to deal with this. Ewww….
And this is why I never go through the drive-through at Starbucks.
You know, if you’re going to enter an apartment, get naked and crawl into bed with a woman, you might want to be certain that a) you’re welcome in the apartment, and b) you know the woman in question. Failure to adequately address those two points just might get you a reaction you didn’t bargain for- and a spot on your’s states sexual offender registry.
You see, if France would just outlaw gay marriage, they would have this problem, would they? Thank God we don’t have to worry about this here in Texas, eh?
You know, this is just WAY more than I really want to know about how this young woman spends her Saturday afternoon.
If you’re a well-known professional baseball player and a catcher for the world champion Chicago White Sox, and if you’re married with a newborn baby daughter, you might want to be careful not to get caught doing this. Oops…somebody’s got some ‘splainin’ to do….
He’s a fabulously rich rock star. You’d think Lenny Kravitz could afford a plumber….
Being a rich politician means never having to answer for strangling a woman. It’s easy, especially if you pay her enough to keep her mouth shut, eh?
Man, it cannot be easy being Ken Mehlman, chairman of the GOP. Of course, it’s not as if the qualifications are tough to meet. A faulty moral compass? Check. An ability to twist even the most damning of evidence into something that is the fault of Democrats? Check. A gift for lying and prevaricating with a straight face? Check. Yep, Mehlman’s the man for the job. I just wonder how he can sleep at night.
Man, and you think Democrats have twisted themselves into knots over the War in Iraq? Sure, some of the folks on the Left might be somewhat intellectually challenged, but at least they don’t have to justify these statements. Jeez, what a collection of idiots…and yes, they’re Republicans; what a shock, eh?
