Susan and I spoil Judge and Salem. Given the amount of money we spend on dog toys, we ought to be on some company’s Christmas card list. After much searching, we found something that the dogs love. I just wasn’t prepared for what it is that they’re actually chewing on…yes, that’s right, y’all; freeze-dried bull penises.
Bully Sticks are 100% all natural dog treats, 100% digestible and low in fat. Bully Sticks are better for your dog than rawhide chews. Bully Sticks are an excellent way to reduce tartar build up. Bully Sticks are also a great way to satisfy your dogs desire to chew! Bully Sticks are 100% Bull penises, Not a tendon, and not processed meat strips.
Bully Sticks are dried, lightly smoked or natural flavor and delivered to your door. We never try to hide what they are by giving them little cute names.
This, as you might imagine, creates a truly disturbing mental picture. My dogs LOVE Bully Sticks, but they’ve been chewing and sucking on…BULL PENISES?? That just seems horribly wrong. And doesn’t it seem odd that being 100% bull penis is something to be proud of? This is like something straight off the pages of Bestiality Illustrated. Then again, better to have the kids chewing on bull penises than the recliner, no?
And if I could lick my balls, I'd never leave the house.
Dude, what brand are you buying? I googled "Bully Stick" and it seems to be a generic term for chews that includes plain old dried rawhide. It would be great to get my shelties some of these for Christmas, but it's gotta be the genuine article.
We got a free sample when we ordered dog food from petfood.com. They might stock them. and yes, my dog devoured it and she's somewhat finicky about her treats. It was disturbing.
Lightly smoked or natural flavor? That's just too funny.
I saw in a catalog not that long ago that you could order a cane made from a bull's pizzle. I just don't get the concept of marketing penis products as novelties OR as dog chewies.
Waste not, want not.
Ever had sonofagun stew, or mountain oysters?
How about calf fries?
The bull is way beyond caring. The dogs are perhaps at least not letting the goods go to waste.
Ummm....actually, some people eat bull penises too. My b/f saw them in the supermarket once, and not in the pet food section, or even your grocer's freezer, but right there next to the steaks, chicken and chopped chuck.