November 30, 2005 7:55 AM

I really could have lived without knowing this

Susan and I spoil Judge and Salem. Given the amount of money we spend on dog toys, we ought to be on some company’s Christmas card list. After much searching, we found something that the dogs love. I just wasn’t prepared for what it is that they’re actually chewing on…yes, that’s right, y’all; freeze-dried bull penises.

Bully Sticks are 100% all natural dog treats, 100% digestible and low in fat. Bully Sticks are better for your dog than rawhide chews. Bully Sticks are an excellent way to reduce tartar build up. Bully Sticks are also a great way to satisfy your dogs desire to chew! Bully Sticks are 100% Bull penises, Not a tendon, and not processed meat strips.

Bully Sticks are dried, lightly smoked or natural flavor and delivered to your door. We never try to hide what they are by giving them little cute names.

This, as you might imagine, creates a truly disturbing mental picture. My dogs LOVE Bully Sticks, but they’ve been chewing and sucking on…BULL PENISES?? That just seems horribly wrong. And doesn’t it seem odd that being 100% bull penis is something to be proud of? This is like something straight off the pages of Bestiality Illustrated. Then again, better to have the kids chewing on bull penises than the recliner, no?

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