I'll bet you even money that you'll pass out before Happy Hour

Today’s drinking game? Every time you hear “unlike Harriet Miers,” take a sip. Every time you hear “in contrast to Harriet Miers,” do a shot. Every time you hear “more judicial experience in his pinkie than Harriet Miers has in her whole stooped and shriveled body,” pound yourself in the forehead with a copy of Casey v. Planned Parenthood.

• Ana Marie Cox