December 2005 Archives
- December 31, 2005
Once, I might be able to understand...but twice?
Comments (3) - December 31, 2005
And what is so wrong with telling the truth?
Comments (3) - December 31, 2005
Nope...no WMD's here.... - December 31, 2005
Well, this certainly beats accepting responsibility for your own problems, eh?
Comments (2) - December 31, 2005
This certainly sums up 2005 as a whole, doesn't it? | TrackBacks (-1) - December 31, 2005
Celebrating the "best" of the "worst" - December 31, 2005
2005's best use of a homefield advantage - December 30, 2005
Presenting the Brave White Men of God, Defenders of all that is Pure and Holy
Comments (3) - December 30, 2005
2005 DUMB@$$ of the Year Awards
Comments (10)| TrackBacks (2) - December 30, 2005
No, I haven't figured out how I'm getting down, thank you....
Comments (1) - December 30, 2005
This is the man who claims he has sworn to uphold the law? Which one??
Comments (1) - December 30, 2005
Feel the power of the puppy
Comments (2)| TrackBacks (4) - December 30, 2005
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener - December 30, 2005
Is that the Almighty in your pants, or are you just glad to see me? - December 29, 2005
It's not a difficult question, really.... - December 29, 2005
And you wonder why I so detest Our Glorious Leader....
Comments (2) - December 29, 2005
Kinda like trying to have a reasoned, intelligent debate with Kevin Baker, eh? - December 29, 2005
Welcome to Ground Zero - December 29, 2005
Greetings from beautiful, sunny Vietraq: Wish you were here!! - December 29, 2005
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (1) - December 29, 2005
Just wait until you see what happens when you say "fellatio"..... - December 28, 2005
This sums it up quite nicely
Comments (1) - December 28, 2005
This week's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (1)| TrackBacks (1) - December 28, 2005
Once a DUMB@$$...then a Republican Senator from Texas - December 28, 2005
Just another year in BushWorld, Part 2 - December 28, 2005
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener - December 28, 2005
We LOVE democracy, don't we?? - December 28, 2005
Remembering a tragedy we cannot begin to grasp - December 28, 2005
We are so f----d.... - December 27, 2005
Just another North Texas weenie roast - December 27, 2005
Just another year in BushWorld, Part 1
Comments (2) - December 27, 2005
Now can we impeach the slimy, lying S.O.B.? - December 27, 2005
Cry me a frickin' river.... - December 27, 2005
Power corrupts....
Comments (3) - December 27, 2005
The untold story of Kentucky Fried Chicken - December 26, 2005
Be nice to me...I'm in mourning....
Comments (2) - December 26, 2005
Happy Holidays from the bin Laden family
Comments (1)| TrackBacks (3) - December 26, 2005
We're from the guv'mint...and we're here to...ah, fuhgeddaboudit.... - December 26, 2005
It was a bad idea then, and the passage of time hasn't made it a better one
Comments (1) - December 26, 2005
This will happen when flying pigs violate Saudi Arabian airspace - December 26, 2005
That was then...this is now - December 25, 2005
This might be an indication - December 25, 2005
Creating an issue where none need exist - December 25, 2005
The final assault in the war on Christmas - December 25, 2005
Now there's a man of God, eh?
Comments (1) - December 25, 2005
Spreading good cheer everywhere, aren't we? - December 24, 2005
Making a list, and checking it twice....
Comments (1) - December 24, 2005
Hopefully, there's a federal prison at the bottom of the hill - December 24, 2005
Another dispatch from the Eastern front in the War on Christmas - December 24, 2005
Merry Christmas & Semper Fi - December 24, 2005
It's always about the money - December 24, 2005
It's OK...they're Republicans - December 24, 2005
But at least we're winning the war in Iraq, eh?? - December 23, 2005
Make it a game the whole family can play! You deserve it!! - December 23, 2005
Life may be suffering, but this goes above and beyond the call - December 23, 2005
Show your kids that the Judeo-Christian ethic kicks @$$ - December 23, 2005
At least there's a bright side, eh?
Comments (1) - December 23, 2005
Things that make you go "Hmm...."
Comments (5) - December 23, 2005
How long should a man pay? Or can he ever fully repay his debt to society?
Comments (1) - December 23, 2005
...or by watching Fox News Channel - December 22, 2005
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (5) - December 22, 2005
A team built to shoulder the load of a nation's expectations - December 22, 2005
Since when is it necessary to kill the patient in order to save it?
Comments (1) - December 22, 2005
What else are you going to do during a Canadian winter? - December 22, 2005
The Cliff Notes version of the GOP Platform - December 21, 2005
If we're such a horrible place, how come the rest of the world is trying so hard to duplicate our foibles? - December 21, 2005
Seasons Greetings from the cutest puppy in the Free World - December 21, 2005
Sometimes, a picture really IS worth a thousand words - December 21, 2005
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener - December 21, 2005
This week's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us - December 21, 2005
The shower's a bit cramped, and the room service sucks, but other than that it's great - December 21, 2005
In America, the streets really ARE paved with Venti Lattes - December 21, 2005
A DUMB@$$ AWARD looking for a place to happen? - December 20, 2005
Some people piss and moan...some take lemons and make lemonade.... - December 20, 2005
Has anyone seen my integrity?? - December 20, 2005
When is it OK to break the law to keep others from breaking it?
Comments (1) - December 20, 2005
Welcome to the international edition of "Once a DUMB@$$, always a DUMB@$$", Part Troix - December 20, 2005
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (5) - December 20, 2005
A team built to contend...in 2010 - December 20, 2005
All things in time, insh'allah.... - December 20, 2005
Yes, Our Glorious Leader is a believer in the Big Lie theory - December 19, 2005
Season's Greeting from Operation Yellow Elephant
Comments (1) - December 19, 2005
That splash you heard may well have been his poll numbers landing in the toilet
Comments (1) - December 19, 2005
Pandering to the lowest common denominator - December 19, 2005
This might explain why my suitcase has a toe tag on it - December 19, 2005
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (1) - December 19, 2005
On the seventh day of Christmas, my puppy gave to me.... - December 19, 2005
Yeah, I know; I'd want answers from Our Glorious Leader on these questions as well - December 18, 2005
And I thought the networks didn't traffic in propaganda - December 18, 2005
And it was still fairer than the last election in Texas - December 18, 2005
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (1) - December 18, 2005
At least he has a plan, eh? - December 18, 2005
Now this is scary....
Comments (4) - December 18, 2005
No, you really can't have your cake and eat it, too - December 18, 2005
On the sixth day of Christmas, my puppy gave to me....
Comments (1) - December 18, 2005
So, we're anti-Bush, then?? - December 17, 2005
And you thought it was easy being a demagogue?
Comments (1) - December 17, 2005
A victory in the fight against knee-jerk tyranny
Comments (5) - December 17, 2005
Signs like this don't belong in the Land of the Free and the Home of the Brave
Comments (2) - December 17, 2005
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener - December 17, 2005
On the fifth day of Christmas, my puppy gave to me.... - December 17, 2005
Amen.... - December 16, 2005
Aagh...I'll be tearing my eyes out now, thank you very much....
Comments (2) - December 16, 2005
Heh...he said "Boobies".... - December 16, 2005
In the end, cats rule and dogs drool
Comments (2) - December 16, 2005
It wouldn't hurt if it weren't true - December 16, 2005
Thank God for our brave defender of Christmas
Comments (1) - December 16, 2005
On the fourth day of Christmas, my puppy gave to me.... - December 15, 2005
And you wonder why Our Glorious Leader was "re-elected"?
Comments (11) - December 15, 2005
Thanks for that mental picture - December 15, 2005
Jesus saves...but Bill O'Reilly scores on the rebound! - December 15, 2005
Welcome to the international edition of "Once a DUMB@$$, always a DUMB@$$", Part Deux - December 15, 2005
Live by the sword, die by the sword - December 15, 2005
On the third day of Christmas, my puppy gave to me.... - December 15, 2005
We got (soft) wood!!! - December 14, 2005
This is at the top of my Christmas list - December 14, 2005
We're going to have peace on Earth or die trying, damnit!
Comments (1) - December 14, 2005
On the second day of Christmas, my puppy gave to me....
Comments (1) - December 14, 2005
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener - December 14, 2005
So, running for office in Iraq means having to look good in a swimsuit?
Comments (1) - December 14, 2005
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener - December 14, 2005
Another front in the War on Christmas - December 13, 2005
On the first day of Christmas, my puppy gave to me.... | TrackBacks (4) - December 13, 2005
It's a imperfect system, and yet we still act as if we cannot see that truth
Comments (2) - December 13, 2005
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener - December 13, 2005
And they call it Puppy Love, #3 - December 13, 2005
So when do we invade?
Comments (1) - December 13, 2005
Panem et circenses - December 12, 2005
...or are you just glad to see me?? - December 12, 2005
Of course, it's only a problem when Democrats are caught doing it
Comments (4) - December 12, 2005
A little light bedtime reading, courtesy of Henry Ford - December 12, 2005
No $%!#, Sherlock....
Comments (1) - December 12, 2005
War on Christmas? More like a war on common sense. - December 11, 2005
Love hurts - December 11, 2005
And I suppose this is what puts the "X" in "Xmas"?? - December 11, 2005
Well, news is supposed to be about the truth, no? - December 11, 2005
A step in the right direction - December 11, 2005
Why, yes, I do believe I'll Supersize that.... - December 10, 2005
The official state cat of Texas on the prowl
Comments (1)| TrackBacks (1) - December 10, 2005
By this time tomorrow, it'll be on eBay, #2
Comments (1) - December 10, 2005
Merry %&($)#@ Holidays/Christmas/Xmas/Kwanzaa/Hannukah/Day Before Boxing Day
Comments (1) - December 10, 2005
And they call it Puppy Love, #2 - December 10, 2005
Ignorance may not be a defense, but it sure makes for good policy, eh?
Comments (1) - December 9, 2005
What Would Jesus Do? He'd get a lawyer.... - December 9, 2005
Now this ought to elevate the level of political discourse a notch or two
Comments (3) - December 9, 2005
Vote early and often
Comments (1) - December 9, 2005
Welcome to the international edition of "Once a DUMB@$$, always a DUMB@$$" - December 9, 2005
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener - December 9, 2005
Seasons Greetings from the Best Dog In The World
Comments (2)| TrackBacks (1) - December 8, 2005
Would you go Christmas shopping with this person?
Comments (2) - December 8, 2005
Now everyone looks like a moron
Comments (4) - December 8, 2005
Moral courage and the bottom line: a case of mutual exclusivity
Comments (1) - December 8, 2005
Do you miss Bill Clinton yet? - December 8, 2005
Ain't none of us gettin' any younger, even the "Rocket" | TrackBacks (1) - December 8, 2005
Yep, withdrawing can be messy, and you know how he hates to clean up - December 7, 2005
Morning sedition - December 7, 2005
So what do you do when you've already received your gift?
Comments (2) - December 7, 2005
Won't you help make little Bobby's dream come true?
Comments (1) - December 7, 2005
Land of the free, home of the double standard
Comments (1) - December 7, 2005
How about we just call it what it is? - December 7, 2005
If you can't argue against the message, there's no option left but to kill the messenger - December 7, 2005
Who says politics isn't personal? - December 6, 2005
If he says it, it must be true - December 6, 2005
Nah...this would never happen - December 6, 2005
Just another dog in Paradise, #1
Comments (1) - December 6, 2005
Paging Nathaniel Hawthorne.... - December 6, 2005
This is why I always wanted to join the CIA
Comments (1) - December 6, 2005
To protect, to serve...and to come back home in a body bag? - December 5, 2005
Jes' pickin' & grinnin' - December 5, 2005
Wouldn't it be something if I found all this under the tree on Christmas morning? - December 5, 2005
This just in: OUR GLORIOUS LEADER IS STILL #1!! - December 5, 2005
Now how about being a good little brown person...AND KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT - December 5, 2005
Today, potato chips. Tomorrow, the naming rights to the L.A. Coliseum?
Comments (1) - December 5, 2005
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener - December 5, 2005
And they call it Puppy Love, #1 - December 4, 2005
Behold the rich, creamy cuteness.... - December 4, 2005
Power corrupts, but absolute power is rather enjoyable | TrackBacks (-1) - December 4, 2005
Hey, it is the People's House, no?? - December 4, 2005
And you wouldn't want to give aid and comfort to the enemy - December 4, 2005
Next on Eyewitness News: Airborne pigs attack Washington, DC - December 4, 2005
How sad is it when you live in a state where the tallest building is a grain silo? - December 4, 2005
So, other than that, how was your trip back to Boulder? - December 3, 2005
So just "victory" is just another word for "nothing left to lose" - December 3, 2005
Just another December day in Paradise
Comments (3) - December 3, 2005
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener - December 2, 2005
Next Oprah: When Puppies Attack | TrackBacks (3) - December 2, 2005
You know they're in trouble when the media is trotting out the Nixon war references, or "So how's that Vietnamization thing working out?" - December 2, 2005
The last person who woke me up is now in traction
Comments (3) - December 2, 2005
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener | TrackBacks (-1) - December 2, 2005
The world's longest condom on the world's largest erec...ah, fuhgeddaboudit.....
Comments (2) - December 1, 2005
Texan of the Year
Comments (1)| TrackBacks (3) - December 1, 2005
So, for almost three years we've had a "Strategy for Defeat"? - December 1, 2005
Killing the messenger while ignoring the message
Comments (2) - December 1, 2005
I never thought I would miss Richard Nixon - December 1, 2005
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener - December 1, 2005
War would be so much more fun if only....