December 21, 2005 6:21 AM

A DUMB@$$ AWARD looking for a place to happen?

Display Shows Bleeding Rudolph Hanging From Tree

Yes, this poor sod would without a doubt be our latest DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener…except for the fact that the owner of this fine display of Christmas spirit wasn’t identified.

And who said there’s no war on Christmas? Oops…right, that would have been me, wouldn’t it?? Yes, it would.

Hey, I grew up thinking that deer carcasses were to be draped over the hood of pickup trucks as they were driven through town as some sort of trophy, their congealed blood running down the fenders. All our intrepid wannabe DUMB@$$ is doing is translating this concept to a Christmas display.

Of course, if nothing else, this guy gets hign marks for originality…not to mention for inadvertently managing to bring the neighborhood together.

ORLANDO, Fla. — A holiday display is getting some negative attention from neighbors. A homeowner’s display in the Hunter’s Creek subdivision features Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer hanging from a tree.

One red light represents its nose and the rest appear to be blood draining from Rudolph’s body. The display represents a hunting technique called field dressing, which is what hunters do to a deer they kill, but many neighbors say it disgusts them.

“It’s just kind of sad for the kids, ‘cause they see that and it’s just not a very good example,” said neighbor Kathleen McMahon.

“I don’ think it’s very nice at all. It’s Rudolph and I think that’s really nasty,” said neighbor Bree McMahon….

Neighbors said they just want the display taken down.

Just wait until they see next year’s display. Rumor has it that the unnamed homeowner will be staging a live nightly killing and gutting of a reindeer. You think this year’s display features a lot of simulated blood? Next year will be drenced in the real thing. Merry f——-g Christmas, eh??

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