In most crimes committed by females, the females are usually with a male suspect. It’s not so much just two females … like in that movie, Thelma and Louise.
- Houston Police Sgt. Robert Ruiz
This story presented by Guys Against the Weaponization of Boobies
OK, guys…here’s a word of caution. If a pair of attractive females are making eyes at you and one of them flashes her braless boobies at you, it might be time to exercise some extra caution. It might just be that the only thing below your belt that they’re really interested in is…your wallet. Hey, I hate to have to be the one to burst your bubble, but at least you can’t say you haven’t been warned.
A female duo who tried to rob a man at gunpoint Sunday morning after one flashed him may be the same two women who later chatted with another man at a nearby convenience store and then possibly drove away in his car, police said….
Police think two women threatened and tried to rob a resident of the Berry Creek Condos in the 4700 block of Allendale at 6:55 a.m, as the 55-year-old man was leaving for work.
The man told police one woman suddenly flashed him then smashed a window of his pickup with a hammer as he was getting in.
The police said that when he got out of the truck and grabbed the hammer, another woman stepped out of a small beige car and, sporting a semiautomatic weapon, demanded his wallet.
Uh…is that an Uzi under your blouse…or are you just glad to see me??
