Just another year in BushWorld, Part 1

Why pray that "W gets a BJ so we can impeach him" when such conclusive evidence is readily available?

"May 1: Downing Street memo is published, pretty much proving that Bush lied us into war. In a parallel universe somewhere, he is impeached and imprisioned."

• The Modern World

Gee, if the infamous memos are so damning, why not impeach W in this universe?

WAIT... It's coming to me!

(Takes another sip of kool-aid...)

Now I remember! The memos that "pretty much prove" have been largely ignored because everybody who is an inch to the right of Michael Moore is "in on the consipiracy!"

(Burp...)

The utter lack of logic in liberal spin continues to amaze me. Golly gee whiz, if liberal blogs weren't so entertaining, I'd have to buy dish or cable TV... THANKS! You folks may not be able to win elections to save your A$$, but you're saving me $50 a month!

Why not impeach him now? Because a Republican majority in Congress makes it virtually impossible. But that memo is virtual chopped liver compared to the unwarranted spying that was approved by Bush. After the holiday cheer wears off in Washington, this will prove to be Bush's ultimate undoing. He broke the law, plain and simple, and I believe that enough Republicans are outraged enough to proceed with impeachment proceedings.

Either that or Cheney has already removed their testicles and shoved them down their respective throats. Yeah, it's tough to speak out when you're choking on your own balls! Bon apetit!