Presenting the Brave White Men of God, Defenders of all that is Pure and Holy

Hello

I am a former resident of that white-boy ghetto down the road called Friendswood. Now a refuge in Wacko Tejas.

My new years resolution is to post at least one smart-ass if not completely lame comment on your blog every day. I mean if I can't waste my life blogging in college, then when for god sakes can I waste it. Bloggin I mean.

On that note, when is somebody gonna do something about that god-awfull town called Pearland. I mean for christ sakes has there ever been a place that crawled with more detestable right wingers.

Shoot, back in my day thats where we went to go slumming. I know, Friendswood sux 2. And will somebody please start spraying big Nazi swastikis on those damn Perry Homes signs. My god, the whole world thinks SE Houston is the new Munich.

Voting out the bugman will help, but we got a long way to go.

Salute...and keep on keeping on.

Brand new Bugman sleaze for those who can't get enough

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/12/30/AR2005123001480

By now you realize I sincerely hate the bug-killer.

But in a good way!

OK, not in a good way.

I'll try to be a better person and hate corrupt Goopers equally. Its just there are just so damn many of em.

BTW, has lightning struck that monstrosity of a church up the gulf freeway yet? Are those people harmless, or are they full-on freakaziod thumpers?

Looks creepy as hell to me.

Of course I live in the land of the David Koresh anual BBQ cook-out, so what do I know.

The Wacko city fathers are trying to spiff up their image. Any suggestions? Seems the religious crazies are not attracting new commerce.

Hard to believe I know.

I keep thinking about lions and outdoor coliseums, but that could just be the crappy meth and beer talking.

But for entertainment value, it beats WWF all to hell, but that country music thing would probably lead to lion mass suicide, and then you gotta deal with PETA.

Forget that, those guys are crazy. And under survalence

Welcome...and I look forward to your observations. She Who Endures My Myriad Eccentricities is a Baylor alum, so I have to watch the Waco jokes. That doesn't mean I can't laugh at someone else's, though....

Happy New Year. May your 2006 be filled with large sums of cash.... ;o)