Kevin Federline launches Web site to promote his rapping skills
In this week’s edition, we learn that a talentless white kid with no marketable skills (although he did manage to bag Britney Spears…how in the hell did THAT happen??) and no prospects really CAN go far- so long as he marries well (a debatable point in the case of Ms. Spears) and thus achieve a virtually unlimited disposable income.
How about I just beat the rush and puncture my ear drums right now??
Federline, whose new hip-hop album, The Truth, is due out in 2006, appears to expect big things in the coming year….
In a note on the Web site, Federline says he hopes “this will provide you with the opportunity to get to know who I really am.”
I’m all atwitter with anticipation…or perhaps it’s just indigestion from the cheesecake I had for dessert. And, yo, Kevin…I’m just fine with the whole idea of you remaining deservedly anonymous, thank you….
