O’Reilly vows to “bring horror” to Christmas foes
You’ve Already Brought Horror into My World
The War on Christmas: Mutually Assured Embarrassment
Yes, Virginia, There Is No War Against Christmas
I am not going to let oppressive, totalitarian, anti-Christian forces in this country diminish and denigrate the holiday and the celebration. I am not going to let it happen. I’m gonna use all the power that I have on radio and television to bring horror into the world of people who are trying to do that. And we have succeeded. You know we’ve succeeded. They are on the run in corporations, in the media, everywhere. They are on the run, because I will put their face and their name on television, and I will talk about them on the radio if they do it. There is no reason on this earth that all of us cannot celebrate a public holiday devoted to generosity, peace, and love together. There is no reason on the earth that we can’t do that. So we are going to do it. And anyone who tries to stop us from doing it is gonna face me.
Yes, apparently if perennial DUMB@$$ Bill O’Reilly (#158, 10.14.04) gets his way, which I’m guessing he usually does, if he doesn’t begin seeing some peace, love, and understanding out of us pronto, he’s going to start kicking @$$ and taking names. That’s all well and good, I suppose, but methinks that perhaps someone is missing the point of the Christmas season just a wee bit.
With so many Right-wing Evangelical demagogues fixated on the alleged “War on Christmas”, I can’t help but wonder if anyone is having any fun at all? We’ve got dickweeds like this, who are so wrapped up in their relgious/political agenda that they themselves seem to have lost sight of what Christmas is all about. Me? I just wish these trolls would shut the hell up. There is nothing this Christmas that is any different from any other Christmas that has come before. Yet far too many far-right unbalanced Evangelicals seems to have a persecution complex.
Memo to those of you convinced that there is a war on Christmas: Take your Xanax, say hello to your Old GrandDad, and CHILL. No matter how much you whine, moan, and just generally make total jackasses out of yourselves, it’s not going to change the reality that the war on Christmas exists only in the dark recesses of your pointy li’l heads.
May all y’all get an extra helping of coal in your stockings this year….
