Bertone, 54, doesn’t just play loud music, authorities say. At all hours of the day and night, he has blasted police radio broadcasts, shrill oscillating tones, Spanish dance tunes and other noise from speakers he installed on the outside of his home at 336 Lathrop Ave. Police said they could hear the racket from 100 yards away.
YOU think you have the neighbor from Hell? Me, I have a neighbor who’s a completely unbalanced jackass, but even he can’t he can’t hold a candle to our lastest DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener. Surveillance cameras, loud music from outdoor speakers, spotlights, drugs, 3,000 rounds of ammunition, an explosive device, and weapons? What more could a DUMB@$$ want??
Trust me on this one. You’re going to want to read this for yourself. There’s just no way I could do justice to this nutjob, but don’t be surprised if he ends up as at the very least a (Dis)Honorable Mention in the TPRS DUMB@$$ of the Year competition in December.
