This poor sot would clearly and undoubtedly be the wiener of a (not so very) coveted DUMB@$$ AWARD, if not for the fact that the Darwin Awards beat me to it. It seems clear, though, that this fool, though he technically doesn’t qualify for a Darwin Award because he survived (barely), certainly is DUMB@$$ AWARD material.
Although the stupidity displayed in the following tales stops short of the ultimate sacrifice, we salute the spirit and innovation shown in these misadventures.
Indeed, but this story does feature several aspects that would seem to indicate that this is a true DUMB@$$ at work: sexual self-gratification, power tools, a missing testicle, and eight (yes, eight) rusty staples. Ouch….