February 6, 2006 6:04 AM

A summa cum laude graduate of the School of Demagoguery

Chavez says Bush worse than Hitler

CARACAS, Venezuela (Reuters) - Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez told a rally of thousands of supporters on Saturday that U.S. President George W. Bush was worse than Hitler and vowed to buy more arms to defend his nation as their diplomatic relations deteriorated. “The imperialist, genocidal, fascist attitude of the U.S. president has no limits. I think Hitler would be like a suckling baby next to George W. Bush,” Chavez said from a stage decorated with a huge red image of himself as a young soldier.

OK, so I’m no fan of George W. Bush. Far from it. The man is a moron and a menace to everything that is good and sacred about this country. Nonetheless, even I have to defend the man on this charge. No, George Bush may be a thug, a liar, and a dimwit, but he is no Adolf Hitler. Hugo Chavez, however, is a DUMB@$$ (#295, 9.18.05) and a first-class loon. Venezuela is an economic basket case, but Chavez has discovered that by focusing his considerable rhetorical powers on the “devil” that is George W. Bush, he can focus a good portion of his countrymen’sdissatisfaction on the alleged threat posed by the US government in general and Our Glorious Leader in particular.

I mean, why would we invade a Third World oil producer with a despotic nutjob for a leader, and that also happens to be an economic basket case? Uh…wait…you mean we’ve already ready done exactly that?? Oops…my bad….

Regardless of what Hugo Chavez may think, the US has nothing to gain by invading Venezuela. Not that this would necessarily stop Our Glorious Leader, but let’s exercise some common sense here. Apparently, the only person who fears an imminent American invasion is Hugo Chavez. Still, it’s certainly easier to demonize the world’s only remaining superpower than it is to clean up the myriad problems in your own backyard, eh?

Jesus, what a dickweed….

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