You know it's going to be a rough day when this is the first email you see

Technically, the address line is inadequate, as the e-mail should have been to all humans legally entitled to use a Men's restroom, whether or not he actually has an anatomical penis. No one would say that a mastectomy patient was not a woman, or could not use the Ladies' Room.

Too bad the e-mail writer was a penisist.