April 2006 Archives
- April 30, 2006
A little light reading before you head off to church
Comments (1) - April 30, 2006
Inept, incompetent, and built to stay that way
Comments (1) - April 30, 2006
Sleeping the sleep of the clueless and complacent - April 30, 2006
It's not easy being Salem
Comments (1) - April 30, 2006
If you sleep with dogs, don't feign surprise when you're bitten by fleas
Comments (1) - April 29, 2006
It's good to be home - April 29, 2006
D'ya think he's ticklish??
Comments (5) - April 29, 2006
Felons are as felons do
Comments (1) - April 29, 2006
Today, Bee County. Tomorrow, Wall Street. Maybe. - April 29, 2006
The death of objective journalism - April 28, 2006
Just be sure to watch your step - April 28, 2006
A night to remember
Comments (1) - April 28, 2006
Change is good....
Comments (2) - April 28, 2006
Blessed are those of us who can laugh at ourselves, for we shall never cease to be entertained
Comments (2) - April 28, 2006
Yes, that's "billion" with a "b"
Comments (1) - April 28, 2006
Who says you can't buy love??
Comments (1) - April 28, 2006
Hypocrisy transcends political affiliation, eh?
Comments (8) - April 27, 2006
Thinking about what's truly important - April 27, 2006
Why my stepfather is such a clueless fool
Comments (7) - April 27, 2006
Consummating the relationship
Comments (1) - April 27, 2006
Let's hope you didn't put all your money on Dallas, eh? - April 27, 2006
With friends like this, who needs enemas? - April 26, 2006
Nobody likes a smart ass - April 26, 2006
And now for a little regal booger mining
Comments (1) - April 26, 2006
Can I go home now? My brain's full....
Comments (1) - April 26, 2006
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener - April 26, 2006
Groundhog Day - April 26, 2006
If He created it, why wouldn't he be an environmentalist? - April 25, 2006
DUMB@$$ redux
Comments (3) - April 25, 2006
We're the government, and we're here to screw you - April 25, 2006
It's my favorite time of year again...and I have tickets - April 25, 2006
All we need is a chance - April 25, 2006
Thirdly, I believe that we have the God-given right to force our system on the rest of the world - April 24, 2006
Like it or not, it's the wave of the future
Comments (6) - April 24, 2006
Truth is never absolute when you're a Republican zealot
Comments (5) - April 24, 2006
And our shareholders thank you as well - April 24, 2006
It's what's for dinner...or not....
Comments (4) - April 24, 2006
Hypocrites 'R' Us
Comments (1) - April 23, 2006
Greetings from Floriduhhh....
Comments (2) - April 23, 2006
So God really DOES vote Republican?
Comments (1) - April 23, 2006
Can't we just steal more oil? - April 23, 2006
It's my favorite time of year - April 23, 2006
"Restoring honor & dignity"... *snicker* - April 22, 2006
Sure, you can use the grill...for a small handling fee....
Comments (2) - April 22, 2006
Yum...them kittens sure are tasty....
Comments (1)| TrackBacks (1) - April 22, 2006
Trollwatch 2006 - April 22, 2006
And straw men vote Republican - April 22, 2006
A fool and our money (#3) - April 22, 2006
It's always good to keep your options open - April 21, 2006
It wouldn't hurt if it weren't true
Comments (10) - April 21, 2006
So much for the "Big Tent Party" - April 21, 2006
Inept, incompetent, dishonest....and built to stay that way
Comments (1) - April 21, 2006
What's next? Prohibiting dancing?
Comments (5) - April 21, 2006
Yeah, but you're not fighting political battles, are you? - April 20, 2006
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener - April 20, 2006
Presidentiary is as presidentiary does - April 20, 2006
Free speech is not the enemy
Comments (15) - April 20, 2006
Who says crime doesn't pay? - April 20, 2006
And you wonder why guys look forward to football season? - April 19, 2006
Are you sure this wasn't an ATF anti-ninja operation? - April 19, 2006
Dumb and Dumberer
Comments (4) - April 19, 2006
You may not like it, but it (thankfully) is the wave of the future
Comments (5) - April 19, 2006
A fool and our money (#2) - April 19, 2006
Greetings from Robber Baron Nation - April 18, 2006
Because November's a long ways away and there aren't any rest stops along the way - April 18, 2006
The more things change....
Comments (1) - April 18, 2006
A fool and our money - April 18, 2006
How much is enough?
Comments (1) - April 18, 2006
Today: a sex offender. Then: a future mayor of Portland, OR.
Comments (1) - April 18, 2006
2375 dead Americans later, and NOW he's discovering the virtues of honesty?? - April 17, 2006
Nothing like going down with the ship, eh? - April 17, 2006
Karma can be a real b---h, no??
Comments (4) - April 17, 2006
Hey, we LIKE our Congressman corrupt and mean-spirited - April 17, 2006
Not exactly a "Best Picture" candidate
Comments (1) - April 17, 2006
And none of his powerful friends will be there for him - April 16, 2006
It's what's for (Easter) dinner - April 16, 2006
Live from the Arrogance Ballroom...the sounds of Tom DeLay falling in love with his own voice.... - April 16, 2006
Anything for a little face time, eh??
Comments (2)| TrackBacks (1) - April 16, 2006
We're from the government, and we're here to...oh, fuhgeddaboudit....
Comments (1) - April 16, 2006
Aggravating over-zealous, hyper-sensitive Muslims in 3...2...1.... - April 16, 2006
I'm #1!! - April 15, 2006
If they breed, would their offspring be referred to as "Spawn of Satan"??
Comments (1) - April 15, 2006
Thank God for the brave jack-booted thugs at ATF who keep us safe from the threat of ninjas
Comments (4) - April 15, 2006
Say hello to the Iranian Navy
Comments (1) - April 15, 2006
Stupid is as Ann Coulter does
Comments (4) - April 14, 2006
Tweedledee and Tweedledum
Comments (3) - April 14, 2006
I seem to turn up in the strangest places, eh?? (#2)
Comments (1) - April 14, 2006
More unpleasant thoughts on my disgraced Congressman
Comments (6) - April 14, 2006
This week's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (1) - April 14, 2006
Sound advice from Laurence Simon
Comments (1) - April 14, 2006
Do you really want a telco erecting a tollbooth on the Information Superhighway??
Comments (1) - April 13, 2006
I seem to turn up in the strangest places, eh?? - April 13, 2006
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener - April 13, 2006
Seven weeks before we begin playing Weather Roulette - April 13, 2006
When do we stop fretting over language?
Comments (5) - April 13, 2006
It's all about the money - April 12, 2006
In five years, he'll be eligible for sainthood - April 12, 2006
How about we just put them in stocks in the village square?
Comments (1) - April 12, 2006
I really could have lived without seeing this - April 12, 2006
We'll just vote Republican; it's easier than thinking - April 12, 2006
Perhaps more of us should file joint returns
Comments (2) - April 11, 2006
Yep...I'm clueless...and that's why I deserve to be Governor
Comments (1) - April 11, 2006
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener - April 11, 2006
Who says we haven't contributed something positive to Iraq? - April 11, 2006
Soon to be gone, but will he be forgotten? - April 11, 2006
Who was here first? - April 10, 2006
A lying liar lying lies his lies - April 10, 2006
With friends like these, the environment hardly needs enemies
Comments (6) - April 10, 2006
Hypocrisy, thy name is George W. Bush - April 10, 2006
Wow...just when you thought it was safe to turn on the television.... - April 9, 2006
Yep...just another day in Paradise, eh?? - April 9, 2006
Einar- Brave Guardian of the Holy Grill
Comments (3) - April 9, 2006
It's a dessert topping AND a floor wax!! - April 9, 2006
Hey, why not? We're right next door.... | TrackBacks (1) - April 9, 2006
If you sleep with the Devil, don't be surprised when you get burned - April 9, 2006
You do NOT want to know how much it's going to cost to mow your lawn - April 8, 2006
I'll have the roast duck with the mango salsa.... | TrackBacks (2) - April 8, 2006
Once a DUMB@$$... - April 8, 2006
CLEAN UP...AISLE FIVE!!! - April 8, 2006
Being a Republican means...aw, geez...not this @%!# again?? - April 8, 2006
This has been a Looney Tones production - April 7, 2006
Because when you're a Republican, truth is whatever you want it to be - April 7, 2006
Breaking news from Fort Bend County - April 7, 2006
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (2) - April 7, 2006
Almost five years later and still a raw wound
Comments (1) - April 7, 2006
Baseball: Enjoy it while you can. At this rate, it might not be around much longer.
Comments (1) - April 6, 2006
Inquiring minds want to know
Comments (5) - April 6, 2006
Proof that Republicans don't have a monopoly on nutjobs
Comments (2) - April 6, 2006
It's OK; he's a Republican - April 6, 2006
South Dakota: Where Forcible Penetration & Family Planning Come Together
Comments (2) - April 5, 2006
Some thoughts on the political passing of a Republican thug - April 5, 2006
You think it's easy being this relaxed?
Comments (2) - April 5, 2006
Man...the kid's gotta be exhausted, eh? - April 5, 2006
It's OK...he's a Christian - April 5, 2006
I love the smell of corruption and self-righteousness in the morning - April 4, 2006
Apparently, there are a whole lot of people dancing on the same grave today - April 4, 2006
The best birthday present a Liberal resident of District 22 could get
Comments (6)| TrackBacks (2) - April 4, 2006
Can't live with 'em...can't live without 'em....
Comments (4) - April 4, 2006
What some call talking points, other call lies and propaganda - April 4, 2006
Better to be thought a fool and a bigot than to open your mouth and remove all doubt - April 3, 2006
Recently discovered top-secret US government mobile propaganda labs - April 3, 2006
One more person, and we have a movement - April 3, 2006
Greetings from the United States of Jesus - April 3, 2006
People are dying in Iraq...and this is news?? - April 3, 2006
On the Expressway to Hell at 90 MPH - April 2, 2006
Wow...when did this happen?
Comments (1) - April 2, 2006
In which we debate the need for "continued sacrifice" in the Long War Against Brown People
Comments (5) - April 2, 2006
Crossing the line between "just plain folks" and "just plain stupid" - April 1, 2006
Game on, eh?
Comments (2)| TrackBacks (2) - April 1, 2006
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener - April 1, 2006
This will go well with that bottle of "W" ketchup in your pantry - April 1, 2006
Karma is a real b---h, no?