April 7, 2006 7:39 AM

Breaking news from Fort Bend County

Tom DeLay To Pursue Corruption In Private Sector

STAFFORD, TX - Former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay, who is facing several ethics violations and felony charges, announced Tuesday that he will resign from Congress in order to concentrate on corruption in the private sector. “I can say with a clear lack of conscience that, after 21 years of public disservice, I have done everything I could to the American people,” DeLay said in a televised statement to constituents. “I have a lot to offer the corporate world, such as money laundering and influence-peddling.” DeLay added that, before assuming his new irresponsibilities, he looks forward to spending more time alienating his family and cheating on his wife.

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