Well, my intrepid, ever-elusive compadre The Scarlet Pimpernel is at it again, and I hope he’ll had more success than I did with my Operation Coathanger.
All you need to do is to come up with the most tasteless suggestion for a South Dakota state slogan and email it to SP here. The winner gets…well, I’m not really sure what they’ll get, except perhaps barred from South Dakota for life…which might not be such a bad thing when you get right down to it.
How about these?:
SOUTH DAKOTA: INBREEDING ISN’T JUST A GOOD IDEA, IT’S THE LAW!
SOUTH DAKOTA: WHERE LOVE REALLY DOES HURT
SOUTH DAKOTA: WHERE DELIVERANCE IS MORE THAN JUST A MOVIE
SOUTH DAKOTA: DADDY LOVES ME JUST A LITTLE TOO MUCH
Hey, it’s the best I could do on short notice…. ;p)