April 15, 2006 5:48 AM

Stupid is as Ann Coulter does

ANN COULTER ‘GODLESS’ TO BE RELEASED 6/6/06

Oh, joy; just when you might be forgiven for beginning to think that the quality of political discourse couldn’t POSSIBLY sink any lower…guess what? Along comes former DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener Ann Coulter with yet another book, in she will no do doubt spew the usual amount of her hate-filled bile, the gist of which is that Liberals are evil, godless trolls who eat their young and live in some sort of ideological cloud cuckoo land. For this, she will make millions, while adding exactly nothing to the public dialogue. God, I LOVE America….

Look, I could save Coulter a lot of time and effort. I could even ghost-write one of her books, and I could do it in one sentence:

LIBERALS BAD, CONSERVATIVES GOOD.

Of course, this would limit the size of her book to the size of a small religious tract, and it would completely eliminate the need for her to write any more books- because, let’s face it, all of her writing is merely variations on the same theme. Perhaps she should just give the people what they really want- naked pictures of Ann Coulter. Now THAT would sell some books, eh?

You’ll have to pardon me while I go and poke my eyes out with a sharp instrument. Aachhh…just the thought of Ms. Evil Incarate in her birthday suit makes me want to go blind. Bad thoughts. Bad thoughts….

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