How miserably, criminally incompetent has this sorry excuse for a President been? I'm glad you asked....

I’ve said for some time now that Our Glorious and Benevolent Leader is without a doubt The Worst President Ever. How bad has he f—ked things up? How thoroughly inept has this sorry excuse for a President been? Well, how about this list, which pretty much sums it all up?

(1) more arsenic in drinking water
(2) increased logging under the guise of “saving forests”
(3) attempts to open wide Alaskan areas to oil industry
(4) twiddling thumbs while corporations fleece shareholders
(5) fabricating WMD excuse to start war with Iraq
(6) to Tony Blair: ‘paint a plane like UN to bait Saddam’
(7) to U.S.: ‘Nigerian uranium’ documents, known to be B.S.
(8) complete dismissal of Kyoto protocol
(9) complete dismissal of Geneva convention POW treatment
(10) advocating “intelligent design” taught in classrooms
(11) attempt to cover up Abu Ghraib abuses
(12) keeping hundreds in Guanatamo with no charges
(13) playing up false Jessica Lynch story to boost morale
(14) coming out of hiding for Terry Schiavo P.R. blitz
(15) letting staff leak the name of a CIA agent; treasonous
(16) “The Constitution is just a goddamned piece of paper”
(17) “we found the WMD in Iraq”
(18) “Bring ‘em on” — and on they were brought
(19) sapping infrastructure funds; no $ for levees + Katrina
(20) futzing around while New Orleans fills with water
(21) stacking Supreme Court with crony nominees
(22) appointing crony Attorney General, crony CIA chief
(23) illegal wiretapping in violation of FISA court rules
(23) illegal phone records data gathering, lame excuses
(24) Downing Street Memo
(25) false rhetorical linking of Saddam to 9/11 perps
(26) regressive tax code that massively favors rich people
(27) repeal of estate tax — Orwellian “death tax” moniker
(28) waffling, phony policy regarding illegal immigration
(29) “No Child Left Behind” mismanaged, underfunded
(30) constant deficits, $9 trillion debt ceiling (soon 10)
(31) connected to Jack Abramoff, cover-up of photos & links
(32) pal of Tom DeLay, indicted for money laundering etc.
(33) pal of Ken Lay, indicted for Enron screw-job
(34) cover-up of Cheney meetings for energy policy
(35) unlawful refusal to release presidential records
(36) twiddling thumbs while oil companies gouge consumers
(37) brain-dead “My Pet Goat” reading during 9/11 attack
(38) walkout of UN human rights commission
(39) violation of own free trade policy for Brazilian steel
(40) embarrassed attempts to provoke a coup in Venezuela
(41) idiotic “Mission Accomplished” flightsuit photo-op
(42) creation of dysfunctional Dept. of Homeland Security
(43) continued “terror warnings” to keep people in fear
(44) Colin Powell’s purposely false presentation to U.N.
(45) cherry-picking of intelligence for political ends
(46) “you have to catapault the propaganda”
(47) paying off journalists to write pro-admin. editorials
(48) planting Jeff Gannon in White House press conferences
(49) decimation of PBS budget as political payback
(50) never using veto power on abusive pork and earmarking
(51) “you’re either with us or with the terrorists” B.S.
(52) unconscionable toleration of mis-use of force in Iraq
(53) trying to plan to bomb Al-Jazeera building in Dubai
(54) mishandled Dubai ports deal
(55) cowtowing to both Saudi Arabia and Israel
(56) total stall on “road map to peace” for Israel/Palestine
(57) promised funds for African AIDS that never delivered
(58) badly handled meeting with leader of China
(59) policy of cover-up of U.S. war casualties photos, info
(60) “stop loss” and other mistreatment of war personnel
(61) no-bid contracts for Cheney cronies; taxpayer fleecing
(62) most vacation time of any president in 100 years
(63) embarrassing misuse of English language on daily basis
(64) failure to even kickstart Social Security reform
(65) 70% of Fallujah destroyed, mass looting of Iraq antiquities
(66) Osama uncaptured; apparently uninterested in doing so
(67) no fuel efficiency for U.S. auto; anti-conservation
(68) Fox-TV 24/7 [on] Air Force 1, hotels, etc. Head in sand.
(69) non-supporters weeded from public appearances
(70) despised world over; severe damage to U.S. reputation