No sign of Cruise-Holmes baby 3 months after birth
OK, so people are still people are dying in Iraq. People are dying in train accidents in Bangladesh. People are dying in terrorist attacks in India. People are dying in highway tunnels in Boston. People are being executed in Huntsville, TX. Yet, despite all of these unarguably newsworthy events, what do inquiring minds REALLY want to know? Yep, that’s right…WHERE IN THE HELL IS THE SPAWN OF TOM CRUISE AND KATIE HOLMES? And why was said spawn named Suri, which if memories serves means “one who was dropped on his head at birth” in Klingon?
Yes, while some are trying to determine why a teenager would dismember a classmate, the cognoscenti are trying to puzzle their way through a REAL dilemma: where is Suri Cruise? Just what have those evil, scheming Scientologists done with the Spawn of Cruise?
Meanwhile, a few more Americans are coming home from Iraq…in boxes.
