How to tell that you have WAY too much time on your hands…no pun intended
How to tell that the Apocalypse truly IS upon us
How to tell when World War III is nigh
How to tell when your boss has way too much control over your life
How to tell when your Prime Minister is a weenie
How to tell when your President can’t distinguish between “good touching” and “bad touching”
How to tell when you’re in BIG trouble
How to tell when you need to get a grip
How to tell when your tax dollars are hard at work
How to tell when your teacher would probably be better off in a convent
How to tell that you’re probably not cut out to be a felon
How to tell when you’re a walking fashion faux pas