Kansas Libertarians stopped from holding event at nudist camp
TOPEKA, Kan. - Kansas Libertarians were stopped from holding a fundraiser at a nudist camp in southwest Shawnee County, when sheriff’s deputies blocked people from entering. Shawnee County deputies said they were merely enforcing a court order when they stopped people from accessing Lake Edun on Friday. Last year, Shawnee County District Judge Terry Bullock issued a court order banning “commercial or recreational activities” on the property unless the owners get a permit for such events - something the county refuses to provide.
Well, I suppose we should all be thanking those brave Shawnee County deputies who risked their virtue (and their lunch) by protecting good, God-fearing Kansans from the scourge of…wait for it…. NAKED LIBERTARIANS. Yes, could there be anything more disturbing to our peaceful society and more threatening to Our Way of Life than a group of clothing-optional, middle-aged nutjobs with tinfoil helmets prancing around in their…oh, God, don’t make me say it….?
Then again, perhaps the best way to keep these folks under wraps would be to get them all in one place and then take away their clothes. (It’s OK, officer; no one’s going anywhere. We have their underwear.) Of course, there would be a few drawbacks with this plan…like, f’rinstance, where would you pin your delegate’s badge? Hmm….
I’m surprised that someone- anyone, really- in Shawnee County saw the prospect of naked Libertarians cavorting at a nudist camp as a threat to anyone or anything. Most Libertarians, while certainly decently enough people, are really only a threat to themselves. So why all the fuss? Hey, if the mosquitoes are as bad in Kansas as they are here along the Texas Gulf Coast, I can guaran-damn-tee you that the Libertarian’s three-day naked bacchanal would be whittled down to about 20 minutes before you could say “black helicopters”.
(Oh…and this is really cute…Lake Edun is actually “nude” spelled backwards…. Yuk yuk….)
Man, can’t these Republicans let anyone have fun anymore???
