July 3, 2006 5:35 AM

OK, but how do you train for it?

Well, I’m off to Vegas to attend a friend’s nuptials, and to compete in the 17th Annual Clark County Biathalon, Sponsored by NordicTrack (do 5 miles on the cross-country ski machine, then hop off, shoot a man just to watch him die, then back on the elliptical for another 5).

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